LOL i almost fell out of my chair laughing while reading this latest fairytale of yours. Dude, you're trying waaaayyy too hard to sell this. Calm down son. Ma and Pa still love you regardless of your handicap. The real question is why you continue to have an impossible time snatching up even an ugly asian woman. That's the obvious take away.Just back from smoking hot Las Vegas.
My first time there and not sure whether I love it or loathe it. One thing's for sure, all the stereotypes were on display.
There were Chinese families playing slot machines all day long.
There were the ridiculously hot Asian girls with their white boyfriends in tow. Seriously, there must have been more white guys with Asian women than white women. And I can't say I blame them. Those Asian women looked so fine - slender, long legs, beautiful skin. This must be a very disturbing trend for white women and Asian men.
And there were the sharp-dressed black dudes trying too hard with their swag, although it looked like some nasty overweight white girls were lapping that up. A couple of them had found decent looking white girls, though, but they were the refined blacks, not the ghetto negros that were hanging around on the strip all evening trying to look menacing.
But it's all good.
Seems appropriate that this new fantasy is Las Vegas. The mecca for down on their luck chumps who are looking for a lucky hand to change their depressing life. Keep wishing and playing those slots, hun!
We knew you had STDs but did you have to spread it to the legalized hookers that infest Las Vegas in your fantasy too? Quarantining an entire city for rabies outbreak is never fun when you visit so please don't make up such stories because it makes places like Las Vegas very nervous, especially the prostitutes.