LeBron James Jokes

Pearland, TX

#1 Jun 14, 2011
There's a new definition of the word "pointless."
LeBron James in the fourth quarter.

Why didn't LeBron go to college?
He knew he'd fail the finals.

Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.

The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same number of championships they have.

What is the difference between LeBron James and a dollar?
A dollar gives you four quarters.

Did you hear about the new LeBron battle flag?
In recognition of his efforts in the playoffs, it's solid white.

LeBron James?
Hmmm, that name doesn't have a ring to it.

Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. It only vibrates because it has no rings.

I haven't seen someone choke as badly as LeBron since Homer got his hands on Bart.

Tomorrow is LeBron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

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