goddamn who knew there were such ghetto-ass mofos named tiffany in yakima, WA?!!?<quoted text>
yo dont be laffing on da floor toomuch,, at your goldin age,, ohsteeoperosis be creepin in your bones and u brittle plus da tranzponder in yor life alert be crackin and nobody be helpin you. u probably be using just 4 men to shade in dat santa clauze beerd and got a tatoo walkin around in mussle shirts tryin to act all yung and hip too huh? yea i got yo number playa fo realz
...$20 bucks you're a goofy white teenage male trying to be funny (and often succeeding).