Smush Signs On The Heat's Dotted Line

Smush has been the starting point guard of a playoff team the past two seasons and we believe he has his best years ahead of him. The Miami Heat have picked someone they hope will be the next 'white hot' point guard for the team. Former Los Angeles Lakers pro and free agent 6'4" William "Smush" Parker inked a two year deal with Miami on Friday. During his two years on the Lakers squad, Parker started most of the time and averaged nine points and three assists a game while playing alongside one of the NBA's top players in Kobe Bryant. Parker says he looks forward to being paired with one of the other great players in the league in Dwyane Wade. Read more

[DBOX]

SMUSH IS NO GOOD. HE CRIED THE WHOLE LAST PART OF THE SEASON. HE IS NOT A STARTER. HE IS A GOOD D-LEAGUE PLAYER AT BEST.

[Bill]

Smush can have some good nights scoring 20 points, but he gambles too much and gets burnt. In addition, pouting isn't going to solve things and he pissed off Phil. Phil has 10 ten rings ( 1 as player and 9 as a coach) and smush has zero. Smush may be upset about starting and making low money, but that comes with not being not drafted and being on 7 teams since 2002. Shaq forced many player to be traded when with Orlando, LA and we'll see if he puts up with his defense. The best part we only have to watch him two time a year now. D-league is where he belongs, he'd be a superstar in the D-league or Europe. He's Pat and Shaq's problem now.... Thank God.

[Spurs_06-07_NBA_ Chumps]

"White hot"? LMAO! Did they think that "Smush" was just a nickname for Tony, or what? WTF are you thinking?...idiots! This guy is a fringe NBA player at best, and only was on the Lakers for 2 years out of complete desperation. In every element of the game he was their weakest link and was all around just a pathetic player. He was painful to watch -- even as a non-Laker fan. Prior to L.A. he bounced around the league from the developmental league to piddly on 10-day contracts for the latest most-desperate-team-of-the-wee k. This signing actually makes the Heat much MUCH worse. L.A. should be glad to finally be rid of his lazy, pouty ass. Yeah, "white hot" for sure...good luck DW and co.