You have your parents looking at your "homework" now?<quoted text>
since you seem to be the grammar expert, i think you might need to go back to the 4th grade. when asking a question, you are supposed to use a question mark at the end. which you didnt do after asking "hey jeebs, whats new in rensselaer."
Yes, there should be a question mark there, but I'm sure you don't know why.