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“Wasilla Moose Chick for Sale”
Since: Aug 07
Definitely Not Wasilla
#28 Apr 2, 2009
The Heat appears to have gotten worse after the acquisition of unenthusiastic, lackadaisical, lazy and overpaid Jermaine O'Neal.In fact, in that Toronto trade, Moon seems to have been the better contributor.
This guy plays as if he is half dead. He should watch some films of Dave Cowens playing center for the Boston Celtics or even Alonzo Mourning.
#29 Apr 2, 2009
Do we have to endure another uninspiring season with this group before the "Big Deal" happens?
#30 Apr 2, 2009
You'r absolutely right, Mistah Feency-Schmancy-Schmarty-Pants y Eric Spolestra ... it sure is your fault.
And while we're at it, let's go voer a few *other* things that are your fault.
I, Yasha Banana, now 96 years old and at one time a close personal friend of not only John Naismith, the inventor of basketball, but also one of 1653 people who sctuped his wife -- I, Yasha Banana, will now enumerate for you all the OTHER things that are your fault,*Mistah* Spolestra.
1.) Team morale is now at an all-time low. And do you know why, Mistah Albert Einstein? Because you *insist* on taking a shower with your players; none of whom are Italians, such as yourself.
2.) You've posted a picture of you kissing Pat Riley's backside on the team bulletin board, in the hopes that it will inspire your team to "Up the Ante."
3.) When ownership sent you out for a half dozen hookers, what did you come back with?... Missus Yasha Banana!(Oh, the humanity).
4.) Recent records show that although you were only 6 months old at the time, you were seen in 1963 in Dealey Plaza
mouthing the words: "Why, I'll get that mick sob if it's the last thing I do."
5.) Oh, sure, you had nothing at all, nothing whatsoever to do with the outbreak of prickly heat amongst the Miami Heat cheerleaders.... Oh, suuuuure, tell me another one, Coach.
6.) Having dated the mother of a player on your team, you have saddled that player, that young lad, whom I will not name, with a really bad Oedipal complex.(Ya happy? Ya happy???)
7.) Isn't it true that "Spolestra" in Sicilian means "So I farked up. So sue me."
And so,*Mistah,* to make a long story short -- nobody likes you, you have a strong aroma, and once and for all stop looking up the dresses of the gals in the first two rows at American Airhead Arena.
#31 Apr 2, 2009
Now that was funny.
#32 Apr 2, 2009
You mean stench.
#33 Apr 2, 2009
I'm just saying the heat would be better with Shaq starting at center than Jermaine Oneal.
there payroll would be cheaper too.
who cares, as long as D Wade gets his points.
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