Pedro Martinez has enviable and historic won-loss record

Dominican Republic pitcher Pedro Martinez throws during an exhibition game against the Orioles in Fort Lauderdale.

[Fire the Manager]

All due respect, Phil, it's "win-loss record" not "won-loss". It would be "won-lost" in the past tense. But hey, who needs to know English grammar to be a newspaper columnist, right?

[Martyb]

you get paid to do this????

[No more DR players please]

Does he have a "hat size" problem like most who play the game from the DR?

We know he has had an anger problem in the past...recall tossing 65 year old Don Zimmer to the ground. Please take a pass on him..not sure if that was from his hat size or he's just an angry foreigner.

[Wait till 2108]

Here's some actual news on Pedro's alleged try out:

http://brewersbeat.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/...

And I don't even get paid to do this...