Ozzie Guillen is at a loss to explain the Chicago White Sox's woes

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brachiosaurus

Warwick, RI

#1 May 5, 2011
This dinosaur hopes that whatever ails the White Sox continues for the rest of the season. The only teams the White Sox need to beat are the teams ahead of the Twins in the division. They can lose to everyone else, including the Twins, of course.
Dr Kaye O Pectate

Spring Hill, FL

#2 May 5, 2011
Ozzie is very constipated right now.
Perhaps one good loud fart by him will get the Sox going in the right direction.
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#3 May 6, 2011
Dr Kaye O Pectate wrote:
Ozzie is very constipated right now.
Perhaps one good loud fart by him will get the Sox going in the right direction.


Wow, ju muss be da most intelligen person in da innernet. Nothin more funny an witty den a farts joke.
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#4 May 6, 2011
brachiosaurus wrote:
This dinosaur hopes that whatever ails the White Sox continues for the rest of the season. The only teams the White Sox need to beat are the teams ahead of the Twins in the division. They can lose to everyone else, including the Twins, of course.


Hey broncosoris, da only thin wrong wiff the White Sox is da Gee Em. He thinks hes smarter den ebrybady else an neber make a mistake. Dis team cant eben win iffy ju put'em all in a XBOX game.
Da No NO

Saint Paul, MN

#5 May 6, 2011
Ozzie - BoZo
White Sux - Clown club
AJ Pissantski - Queen for a day
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#6 May 6, 2011
Da No NO wrote:
Ozzie - BoZo
White Sux - Clown club
AJ Pissantski - Queen for a day
Ju again?!!?? Ju sumadabich! Stop followin me. Iffy I eber fine ju inna US Cell, Im gonna kick ju culo. An ju kin insalt A-Ya all ju wanna. I don like him anyway. He a wash-up yerk like ju an haff da team. Ju sumadabich, ju notta man.

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