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Jerry Seinfeld has this bit about space aliens looking down at Earth and seeing humans walking their dogs and picking up their poop, and Seinfeld's question is: "If aliens are watching this through telescopes, ... Full Story
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Jon from Glastonbury

Seymour, CT

#1 Nov 12, 2008
We must remember that advertising copywriters don't live in the real world. They themselves might be space aliens. That is the only logical explanation for the things that crop up on the air waves.
Lcn_98

New Haven, CT

#3 Nov 12, 2008
Jim Shea is absolutely hysterical and spot-on. He addresses every puzzled thought that has crossed my mind on these issues.

Re the double-bathtub thing. If these people want to get up close and personal, why are they in separate tubs? And why are the tubs in a field? How do they fill up the tubs? Does the water get chilly -- something that a man who wants to get up and personal would presumably not want for various physiologic reasons? Just askin'.
Lcn_98

New Haven, CT

#4 Nov 12, 2008
Yay, Jim Shea! This is a classic column. I hope other newspapers pick it up across the country.
oy vey

Newington, CT

#5 Nov 12, 2008
I'm from earth and I don't get the bathtub thing either....

Jim Shea & Dave Barry - my two favorite writers in the newspaper biz!

“What Happened to Common Sense?”

Since: Oct 08

Connecticut

#6 Nov 12, 2008
Too funny! I've been wondering about the bathtub thing myself! Or is it like the old TV shows...Lucy & Ricky in separate beds...they have to work their way up from 2 bathtubs to 1 hot tub!
Wulf

Harleysville, PA

#11 Nov 22, 2009
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#12 Dec 24, 2009
w wrote:
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#20 Jul 9, 2010
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Christopher

Providence, UT

#21 Jul 27, 2010
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DPHB

Pearland, TX

#27 Aug 19, 2010
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Knoxville, TN

#28 Aug 19, 2010
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France

#30 Sep 2, 2010
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#36 Nov 11, 2010
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#44 Aug 17, 2012
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#46 Aug 19, 2012
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Switzerland

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UK

#52 Feb 12, 2013
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#53 Feb 15, 2013
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#54 Apr 12, 2013
i wrote:
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