Now it's been 30 minutes +( that better ?).<quoted text>20 minutes? Hmmm, distorted sense of time, I see. Did your little vacation involve a brain injury? Que malo:-( Anyway, abuelito, at least my stories are true. That's not something you can say with honesty about you and your clan.
C'mon.....let's go. You've never needed this much prodding before.
Hell....a comment about the weather would elicit one of your nurse related monologues.