His spelling of "koos koos" was kind of funny. And the latte rant was very funny. I nearly spewed out my Maxwell House breakfast blend!I suspected he meant couscous; I just wanted to see how he defined it. I suspect he thinks they represent elitism, given his usual diet is probably roadkill and jolt cola.
I was at a Starbucks a few weeks ago buying my boring regular coffee and saw an ad for what I misread as their new Vendetta Blend and thought that must some asskicking strong coffee, but then realized I was mistaken.