2008 Chevy Cobalt SS Turbocharged

Competes with: Mazdaspeed3, Dodge Caliber SRT4, VW GTI Looks like: Last year's Cobalt SS Drivetrain: 260-hp turbocharged 2.0-liter four-cylinder, five-speed manual transmission Hits dealerships: Summer 2008 We ... via Kicking Tires

[richard]

This car is the shit and it has potential to smoke a ferrari with the right hookups.

[Mustangs]

Oh please, Chevy sucks, I smoked a Cobalt SS in my 5.0L Mustang, I can take the pile of sh*t with my 5.0L Mustang.

[LCN]

Mustangs wrote:

Oh please, Chevy sucks, I smoked a Cobalt SS in my 5.0L Mustang, I can take the pile of sh*t with my 5.0L Mustang.

I wouldn't be so sure, the new SS has a 1/4 mile time of 14 flat at 103.6 mph...stock...Add a few bolt-ons and a tune and you got a race. Sorry but my money would be on the SS.

[Mustangs]

LCN wrote:

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I wouldn't be so sure, the new SS has a 1/4 mile time of 14 flat at 103.6 mph...stock...Add a few bolt-ons and a tune and you got a race. Sorry but my money would be on the SS.

Sorry, but the Cobalt is just nothing more than a chicken scratch replacement for the Cavalier, I SMOKED, A Firebird LT1, Cavalier Z24, Camaro Z28 too, GM sucks, and I will kill Gigantic Mistake's overated vehicle.

FORD BOLD MOVES means, out of my way I'm coming through.

Ford is Henry's last name and it means First On Race Day, SS means Super Slow ha ha GM sucks.

[archie 500]

I thought Ford's slogan was "Built ford tough" nowadays?

[LCN]

Well Mustangs, its obvious to me that you are a very close minded person who can't be reasoned with even when the facts are presented to you. Between blabbering about someones last name that everyone knows already and misquoting Ford's company slogan, its hard to take someone like you serious. I'm done talking to you about this subject.

[GunRunnersCustom s]

Why exactly is mr. FORD cruising on the Cobalt forums anyways?.. Jackass.

[Chevyman33108]

Well Mustangs you are real cool guy. You must know everything about cars considering a Mustang 5.0L would beat a stock Cobalt, but when you get into it a mustang 5.0L is rated for more horse than a stock Cobalt. This is the reason Chevy came out with the Cobalt SS Turbocharged, for retards like yourself that can't face the facts. Take your 5.0L Mustang off this forum and race it up your ass. There is a reason this is a Cobalt forum. If you don't like GM then leave the forum. It's pretty simple.

[Mike Moran]

Mustangs wrote:

Oh please, Chevy sucks, I smoked a Cobalt SS in my 5.0L Mustang, I can take the pile of sh*t with my 5.0L Mustang.

To bad that ford makes it but chevy shakes it. I think back in the 40's or so ford was putting small block chevys in there cars. And why do they call it a boss mustang 350 AKA chevy motor.

[Mike Moran]

Mustangs wrote:

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Sorry, but the Cobalt is just nothing more than a chicken scratch replacement for the Cavalier, I SMOKED, A Firebird LT1, Cavalier Z24, Camaro Z28 too, GM sucks, and I will kill Gigantic Mistake's overated vehicle.
FORD BOLD MOVES means, out of my way I'm coming through.
Ford is Henry's last name and it means First On Race Day, SS means Super Slow ha ha GM sucks.

To bad that you do not have a GTO on there. I know that your wind up toy would not even touch one of those.

[Bob]

Gee.............a four cylinder vs. and 8...and, by the way...despite the lying hype............the Mustang has never been better than 14 seconds, stock.

[FailureOnRaceDay]

Mustangs wrote:

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Sorry, but the Cobalt is just nothing more than a chicken scratch replacement for the Cavalier, I SMOKED, A Firebird LT1, Cavalier Z24, Camaro Z28 too, GM sucks, and I will kill Gigantic Mistake's overated vehicle.
FORD BOLD MOVES means, out of my way I'm coming through.
Ford is Henry's last name and it means First On Race Day, SS means Super Slow ha ha GM sucks.

What a re-tard, the best race engine ever built is the Smallblock Chevrolet, the new SS is a decent car, even with a 2.0l, sorry mushstang fan but you are a complete tool, if you want to see some tail lights let me know

[Stasia]

Mustangs wrote:

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Sorry, but the Cobalt is just nothing more than a chicken scratch replacement for the Cavalier, I SMOKED, A Firebird LT1, Cavalier Z24, Camaro Z28 too, GM sucks, and I will kill Gigantic Mistake's overated vehicle.
FORD BOLD MOVES means, out of my way I'm coming through.
Ford is Henry's last name and it means First On Race Day, SS means Super Slow ha ha GM sucks.

You're dumb, the Cavalier Z24 is nothing special, it's just sporty looking. And I'm pretty sure you raced an SS Cobalt that wasn't supercharged, and that's just mostly sporty looking too.

[Mustangs]

You are all a bunch of punk azz holes!!! I can BEAT this stupid turbocharged SLOBALT. My Mustang 5.0L is the best! And GM sucks, I just smoked a shitty Chevy Impala SS,(Super slow) AND yeah Chevy sucks and Mopar sucks too, I can beat a dodge Charger shitbox SRT8 junk heap car.

Remember re-tards, First On Race Day!!!

Gigantic Mistake

Many Old Parts Assemble Reidicluoously

Mopar/Chevy sucks and Ford rocks so f** you all,

FORD 4 LIFE!!!

[Stasia]

Mustangs wrote:

You are all a bunch of punk azz holes!!! I can BEAT this stupid turbocharged SLOBALT. My Mustang 5.0L is the best! And GM sucks, I just smoked a shitty Chevy Impala SS,(Super slow) AND yeah Chevy sucks and Mopar sucks too, I can beat a dodge Charger shitbox SRT8 junk heap car.
Remember re-tards, First On Race Day!!!
Gigantic Mistake
Many Old Parts Assemble Reidicluoously
Mopar/Chevy sucks and Ford rocks so f** you all,
FORD 4 LIFE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Man we really pissed you off this time didn't we, go cry home to your Found On Road Dead 5.0 gas guzzler mustang, and oh yeah, that Impala SS was NOT supercharged, and it's not a V8, man you cant get it through your thick head can you, and also, why don't you see what it competes against 4 bangers not V8's you idiot!!

[Stasia]

Oh, and I don't have enough fingers to count how many types I have smoked a mustang GT and SVT and ones that have been suped up (majorly)! I beat them on the bottom and top end.

[LCN]

I don't care how fast your 5.0 Mustang is, if you beat an SRT8, it was because of a crappy driver, not the car. My father in law has a Charger Daytona and it would whoop you and your Mustang any day...and by the way, since we are handing out some funny acronyms, First On Recall Day, First On Rust and Deterioration, Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge, Fast Only Rolling Downhill, First Out Race Day, Flip Over Read Directions, Fails On Rainy Days, Found On Rubbish Dump, Features O.J. and Ron's DNA, Forward Or Reverse Denied, Found On Redneck's Driveway, For Old Retired Dudes

[Will cb4492]

Mustangs wrote:

You are all a bunch of punk azz holes!!! I can BEAT this stupid turbocharged SLOBALT. My Mustang 5.0L is the best! And GM sucks, I just smoked a shitty Chevy Impala SS,(Super slow) AND yeah Chevy sucks and Mopar sucks too, I can beat a dodge Charger shitbox SRT8 junk heap car.
Remember re-tards, First On Race Day!!!
Gigantic Mistake
Many Old Parts Assemble Reidicluoously
Mopar/Chevy sucks and Ford rocks so f** you all,
FORD 4 LIFE!!!

Are you kidding me??

I have a 2006 Cobalt SS/SC than could eat that old tin can Rustang alive.

BTW-A little info on the new Cobalt for you...

www.chevrolet.com/cobalt/ - 69k -

You beat a Charger SRT8?? Really? Well, you have clearly never driven one, because I have seen the Charger SRT8 beat MOST, STOCK Mustang GTs!!!

Sorry, but the 5.0L Rustang is nothing but a TURD...In need of a flush. You may want to sell that tincan Mustang before it rusts out and is practically worth nothing.

Oh yes and...

M U S T A N G...

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If you don't like the Cobalt, or GM in general, then get the hell off this forum moron.

[Just passing through]

So, ok... I will say that there are some very fast Mustangs out there, but just reading some of the things that the obviously VERY young and incredibly immature "mustangs" person have posted make me want to vomit. Get a vocabulary first, and not one full of "azzholes" and "stupid" and "sucks", and then find a forum where you can revel in the glory of your gorgeous 5.0!! We can all see that you are the cream of the crop and there is no other car worth even bringing into the conversation unless it is to mention that you "smashed the little tin can or bucket of bolts", so just leave it be.
In the long run it doesn't matter how fast your car is or who you kicked to the curb, get a job, get a life, and get out of Chevy talk forums!!!

[Stasia]

Rock on! That's what I've been sayin'! People like Mustang are stupid and have no life other than to get on the wrong forums and talk crap about other peoples cars. This is just something I do for fun at work when we are really slow at the bank.