Sliding doors. Seats 7. Not a minivan?

It looks like a minivan. It has sliding doors like a minivan. So why isn't Ford calling its new seven-seater a minivan? The Transit Connect Wagon will debut later this month at the Los Angeles Auto Show.

[Spotted Girl]

I would call it an uglivan.

[Donkey Estonkey]

Because minivans are driven by wackadoo Soccer Moms!

(only kidding, mom)
(well, not totally...)
(actually, not at all!)

[FORD Executive]

It's like a little apartment in there. We cannot therefore call it a minivan. Here at FORD, we put our heads together and are calling it the "Minipad".

[MeanandNasty]

FORD Executive wrote:

It's like a little apartment in there. We cannot therefore call it a minivan. Here at FORD, we put our heads together and are calling it the "Minipad".

Isn't that name already taken by a female product?

[FORD Executive]

MeanandNasty wrote:

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Isn't that name already taken by a female product?

Maybe, but our product is more comfortable and leaks less.

[milwaukee69]

FORD Executive wrote:

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Maybe, but our product is more comfortable and leaks less.

LMAO!!!

***milwaukee69 high-fiving DILF***

[Spotted Girl]

FORD Executive wrote:

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Maybe, but our product is more comfortable and leaks less.

Unless you get a bunch of drunken frat boys in there, vomiting and urinating everywhere.

[FORD Executive]

Spotted Girl wrote:

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Unless you get a bunch of drunken frat boys in there, vomiting and urinating everywhere.

In what? Our vehicle or the feminine product?
You are either funny or REALLY FRICKEN WARPED!!!!

[The Gloop]

FORD Executive wrote:

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You are either funny or REALLY FRICKEN WARPED!!!!

Gloop?

[MeanandNasty]

FORD Executive wrote:

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Maybe, but our product is more comfortable and leaks less.

It seats more as well!

[Beautiful Black Molly]

So it's a mover utility sport hybrid.

"mush" and that's also the colour.

[NeverMissed]

Everyone else will still call it a mini van.