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Since: Dec 06

Citrus Heights, CA

#1 Jan 4, 2007
SINCE YOUR ENGINE IS ASSEMBLED IN MEXICO ...HERE YA GO

1. HOW MANY MEXICANS DOES IT TAKE TO GREASE AN AXLE ? ONE IF U HIT HIM JUST RIGHT

2. WHY DOESN'T THE STATE OF TEXAS ELECTROCUTE MEXICAN PRISONERS ? DO U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PUT OUT A GREASE FIRE ?

3.WHAT IS A MEXICAN FORTUNE COOOKIE ? A TACO WITH A FOOD STAMP IN IT !(THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY !)

4.WHAT IS THE MOST CONFUSING DAY FOR A MEXICAN ? FATHERS DAY OF COURSE !

5. WHY DO FLIES HAVE WINGS ? TO BEAT THE MEXICANS TO THE TRASH CAN !

6. WHAT DO U SAY TO A MEXICAN IN UNIFORM ? I'LL HAVE A BIG MAC, COKE AND FRIES
unknowm mexican

Kingsford Heights, IN

#2 Jan 17, 2007
they are funny but they are kind of old...keep it up though...!!!!
*~true mexican~*

Since: Jul 08

Belgrade, Serbia

#4 Jul 7, 2008
How do you get 100 Mexicans is a phone booth? Throw food stamps in it.
Junior

Sylmar, CA

#5 Jul 24, 2008
Funny because White people are the highest precentage recieving help from U.S. welfare.
When was the last time you saw a Mexican asking for quarters in the street in the U.S., How many white people and black people do you see on the streets asking for quarters?
boston gal

Sharon, MA

#6 Jul 27, 2008
lmao i like #6. the best!!!
USA

Paducah, KY

#7 Sep 7, 2008
Junior wrote:
Funny because White people are the highest precentage recieving help from U.S. welfare.
When was the last time you saw a Mexican asking for quarters in the street in the U.S., How many white people and black people do you see on the streets asking for quarters?
That's because all the illegal immigrant Mexicans come over here and take our jobs for a fraction of the wages we would earn for doing the same job.
a mexican

Fort Valley, GA

#8 Oct 8, 2008
thoses jokes were gay!
poopdickbean

Littleton, CO

#9 Oct 11, 2008
ya- true, thats why we take nore welfare! lol but funny, and check these out

http://www.mexicanjokes.net/jokes.php#more
MEXICANCHICA

Japan

#10 Oct 15, 2008
jokes are gay but to my amiga there hella funny!!!!

Since: Jul 08

Belgrade, Serbia

#11 Oct 23, 2008
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco

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http://yesjokes.com/
guero

Daphne, AL

#12 Nov 14, 2008
thats gay man
tru3 m3x1c4n

Mount Juliet, TN

#13 Dec 1, 2008
these jokes are gay and the only reason americans make mexican jokes is bc there not good at anything but that
ohh baby

Anaheim, CA

#14 Dec 10, 2008
USA wrote:
<quoted text>
That's because all the illegal immigrant Mexicans come over here and take our jobs for a fraction of the wages we would earn for doing the same job.
well you have to admitt if mexicans didnt live here nobody would work so you just need to move on and leave us mexicans alone cuz you wouldnt do half the stuff mexicans do!
beanssuck

Bloomington, IN

#15 Jan 29, 2009
nobody likes mexicans...what is the first three words in a mexican cookbook?? steal a chicken
Mz Latina

San Antonio, TX

#16 Feb 25, 2009
beanssuck wrote:
nobody likes mexicans...what is the first three words in a mexican cookbook?? steal a chicken
Whatever...quit being racist dumb ass. Your so ignorant u probably think taco bell is real mexican food
SENDTHEMBACK

Indianapolis, IN

#17 Apr 15, 2009
Good ones
Julian

Plainview, TX

#18 Apr 17, 2009
All theas jokes are gay faghet
SPEAK ENGLISH

Paoli, IN

#19 Apr 22, 2009
this is true all the illegal immigrant Mexicans come over here and take our jobs for a fraction of the wages we would earn for doing the same job.
cheerio

Langley, Canada

#20 May 5, 2009
well hey if we didnt have immigrants who would pour our concrete!!!!
ok ok heres another joke..
they said we would have a black president when pigs fly? well the swine flu !!
haha wait didnt a mexican make love to a pig for that flu?
datmexican1

Trenton, NJ

#21 May 8, 2009
Stfu cause

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