2008 Chevy Cobalt SS Turbocharged

[Stasia]

Rock on! That's what I've been sayin'! People like Mustang are stupid and have no life other than to get on the wrong forums and talk crap about other peoples cars. This is just something I do for fun at work when we are really slow at the bank.

[Mustangs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are WOCKYS, pain and simple, I hate Chevy and Mopar because they sucks balls and are for AZZ HOLES, I beat a CORVETTE Z06 and a DODGE VIPER SRT10 IN MY MUSTANG 5.0L TOO, F--K CHEVY AND F--K MOPAR GO FORD! GO MUSTANG!!! My Mustang can kick ANY AZZ, I BEAT 5 CORVETTES 6 VIPERS, CAMARO, CHARGER, IMPALA, G5, A SLOBALT SS. SO BRING YOUR POS SHITCAN SLOBALT CAUSE IT TAKES YOU STUPID SLOBALT A TURBO TO KEEP UP WITH MY N/A MUSTANG SO HA I WIN LUZURS.

[Stasia]

Man, you need to get a better vocab....and yeah, you're lyin' out your "azz". And what the heck is a "WOCKY"?:)

[Just passing through]

"....and I beat everything ever created because I am the shiznit, and I have the biggest and I beat a camaro and I beat a viper, and I beat off in the closet because my mommy won't do it for me any more...."

Face it "mrs mustangs", you have a small penis.

Now grow a set and grow up.

P.S. Maybe you should have invested some of the money your mommy and daddy spent on your car on getting an education and a computer that has spell check.

And whenever you are ready for a challenge, come find me in Texas and we'll race. Then when we are done we can take turns hooking up to my ski-boat and carry it to the lake.

Sound exciting?? Right, not so much because the monstrosity in your car is only good for going fast and wasting gas that now cost over $3.50 a gallon and is only going to go up.

I really wish you the best in life if the only thing that you have going for you is your "super-dee-duper killer monster beautiful mustang". Soon enough that will break down because ALL CARS do, and then you will be stuck...

AND I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO YELL AT PEOPLE SMARTER THAN ME TOO, except that I need to save my caps for that situation because with you and me in a conversation, there is one of us with any sort of intelligents.

Now, go find a forum with more 12 year olds to cuss and yell and defeat their cars now, cause you really showed us...

[Just passing through]

By the way, I left you a little help because I mispelled one or two words in the last post. Maybe if I "dum" things down for you then you can understand a little better.

;-)

[Stasia]

Now that was good! And oh yeah Mustangs it's a supercharger not a turbo, get your stuff straight. At least I still get 30 mpg on the highway and can still run at least a 13 on the 1/4 mile.

[Stasia]

I've only done a couple things to my car that weren't that expensive. Like Just Passing through said, you probably spent enough on your mustang making it go fast to pay for a college tuition. But I think I've said enough. I don't even remember what this forum was for now, guess I'll just read the top. :)

[06superchargedba lt]

I have obliterated 98+ 4.6 GT's in my stock cobalt SS/SC, with just an airbox mod. and I'm talking from a dig, a 20 roll and a 40 roll..3 of 'em so far, and 2 of them have been new ones.But those are the roll races lol. Cuz I know how good those things hook up from racing one in my '00 T/A, which beat one too of course lol..mustang owners are so close minded and are WAY uptight. Most of the cobalt owners I have met are real car enthusiasts, and even post videos of them getting beat by other cars, even mustangs.

[06superchargedba lt]

plus the turbocharged cobalt is gonna be tagging along T/A's and Z28's stock for stock..IMO maybe not up top tho'

[Stasia]

Yeah, I can't even count how many GT Mustangs I have beat in my 05' SS/SC on bottom and top end. And right before the race all of them looked at me like "psssh, yeah right" but I guess I showed them when they ate my dust and get pissed off and blow by me when I slam on my brakes because I was a 1/2 mile in front of them in just 10 seconds. Hehehehe......

[Cosby_Show]

I currently own a 1996 Honda Accord Coupe and although I like it, I feel there is another, better car out there, and I'm leaning towards buying myself one of these Cobalts, anyone got any advice on buying one? What you think of it compared to others in it's class, and of course gas mileage??? Just in time, when gas has hit around $4 a gallon over here, a fast, sporty car that probably does not cost an arm and a leg to fill up...

Maybe I will take 2 LOL.

[Dr General Motors]

Mustangs wrote:

Oh please, Chevy sucks, I smoked a Cobalt SS in my 5.0L Mustang, I can take the pile of sh*t with my 5.0L Mustang.

5.0L Mustang= Outdated and stupid.

[Dr General Motors]

Cosby_Show wrote:

I currently own a 1996 Honda Accord Coupe and although I like it, I feel there is another, better car out there, and I'm leaning towards buying myself one of these Cobalts, anyone got any advice on buying one? What you think of it compared to others in it's class, and of course gas mileage??? Just in time, when gas has hit around $4 a gallon over here, a fast, sporty car that probably does not cost an arm and a leg to fill up...
Maybe I will take 2 LOL.

Well it certainly is better than your Accord. Thats for sure.

[Warren]

Mustangs wrote:

Oh please, Chevy sucks, I smoked a Cobalt SS in my 5.0L Mustang, I can take the pile of sh*t with my 5.0L Mustang.

This gotta be a joke. I pissed on a 5.0 with just GM stage 2 on my car from a dig and a roll. 5.0L are worth about 5 cents with out dumping major money into it.

[MUSTANGS FTL]

Mustangs.. you need to quit drinking the energy drinks and stop playing your silly little racing videogames and get to bed.. its past your bedtime. The way you talk, there is no way your old enough to legally be behind the wheel of anything. And if somehow you are... God help us all... Keep obsessing about your 5.0

[ShadowZ24]

Ok, Mustangs, I have a slightly modified 2000 Z24 and I have smoked a 95 and a 96 mustang GT at the dragstrip. And if you really wanna play i can eat you alive with my 2001 Camaro SS.

[Bullet18]

The turbocharged Cobalts Rock mustangs suck ass they have nothin but unnecassary power

[Bullet18]

Mustangs are for the young and weak hearted

[rob]

mustangs.......lets see you go against an SRT10 cause we all already know that the new cobalt is no "caliber killer", as people were claiming so lets see your little mustang get smoked by a dodge...

[rob]

and from my last post i mean a realy SRT10 not that one you beat in your dreams...