Sex with horses Advice

Sex with horses Advice

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Advice

Toronto, Canada

#1 Jun 19, 2014
Sex with a horse is very satisfying. We bought a horse trailer for our Volt so we can pull our horses and frogs to Alberta.
Canadian Frog Sucker

United States

#2 Jun 19, 2014
Wtf? Man what else do you canadians stick?
Root

Bossier City, LA

#3 Jun 19, 2014
Advice wrote:
Sex with a horse is very satisfying. We bought a horse trailer for our Volt so we can pull our horses and frogs to Alberta.
Well, kudos on being able to tow a trailer with your Volt. Frankly I would use the horses as a form of transportation instead of recreational naughty time.
Root

Bossier City, LA

#4 Jun 19, 2014
Canadian Frog Sucker wrote:
Wtf? Man what else do you canadians stick?
Bet you 5 we see the word pony come up.
Canadian Frog Sucker

United States

#5 Jun 19, 2014
If he bangs a pony I'll be pissed.
Craig

United States

#6 Jun 20, 2014
Advice wrote:
Sex with a horse is very satisfying. We bought a horse trailer for our Volt so we can pull our horses and frogs to Alberta.
pervert
Root

Shreveport, LA

#7 Jun 20, 2014
I still say horses should not be used by Canadians as sex toys.
To JJFADS

Windsor, Canada

#8 Jun 20, 2014
Root wrote:
I still say horses should not be used by Canadians as sex toys.
Here's what JJFADS says about frivolous inferences like Root just posted...

Quote:
"This is an internet forum, an unregulated free for all.
None of this really matters.
It's a dirty and filthy whore-house of talk about cars.
Cheap shots and comedy abound."
Unquote.

Root's remarks certainly meet JJFADS criteria.
Canadian Horse Banger

United States

#9 Jun 20, 2014
I met a canadian filling up at the gas station. They had an RV. Looked like nice people so I approached. Said they were retired and traveling with no set destination. Going to visit 20 states before it was over. I mentioned this website and told them about the horsefucker. They guaranteed me this is a freak occurrence and not the normal behaviour in canada.
Doubtful

Woodstock, Canada

#10 Jun 20, 2014
Canadian Horse Banger wrote:
I met a canadian filling up at the gas station. They had an RV. Looked like nice people so I approached. Said they were retired and traveling with no set destination. Going to visit 20 states before it was over. I mentioned this website and told them about the horsefucker. They guaranteed me this is a freak occurrence and not the normal behaviour in canada.
Then why are you so fascinated by the thought azzhole?
Root

Bossier City, LA

#11 Jun 20, 2014
Canadian Horse Banger wrote:
I met a canadian filling up at the gas station. They had an RV. Looked like nice people so I approached. Said they were retired and traveling with no set destination. Going to visit 20 states before it was over. I mentioned this website and told them about the horsefucker. They guaranteed me this is a freak occurrence and not the normal behaviour in canada.
I hope so. Certainly not all canadians run around boinking horses, at least I hope not.
Rootrashtalk

Woodstock, Canada

#12 Jun 20, 2014
Root wrote:
<quoted text>I hope so. Certainly not all canadians run around boinking horses, at least I hope not.
Hey swamp rat, do you get big thrills when you insult Canadians and talk dirty?
Like, you trash talk Mexicans, Canadians, and god knows who else just for jollies?
Does living in swamps cause that?
Or is it just because your mother and your uncle are your parents?
Messed up or what?
Craig

United States

#13 Jun 20, 2014
The Canadians must be stopped!
Root

Shreveport, LA

#14 Jun 21, 2014
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Horses should not be used as Canadian sex toys.
Rootrashtalk

Woodstock, Canada

#15 Jun 21, 2014
Root wrote:
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Horses should not be used as Canadian sex toys.
Trashtalker at work. Now featuring his sexual fetiish. Therapy might help.
Root

Shreveport, LA

#16 Jun 21, 2014
Maybe the horses can have a sit in.
Rootrashtalk

Woodstock, Canada

#17 Jun 21, 2014
Root wrote:
Maybe the horses can have a sit in.
Trashtalker doing the usual. Stupid is as stupid does. Sexual fantasies like this point to deviant personality with deep insecurity. Therapy recommended. Possible toilet training issues in childhood.
Canadian Horse Banger

United States

#18 Jun 21, 2014
Root wrote:
Maybe the horses can have a sit in.
That will keep the horses rear area protected.
Rootrashtalk

Woodstock, Canada

#19 Jun 21, 2014
Canadian Horse Banger wrote:
<quoted text>That will keep the horses rear area protected.
Texas Trashtalker at work. Or should it say Texas Horse's Ass at work?
Major horse butt fetish. Gets off expressing his secret desires on line. Genuine case of deep rooted sexual deviance.
Canadian Frog Bangers

United States

#20 Jun 21, 2014
No more horsfucking allowed or I will place a call to the canadian Humane Society.

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