Kern's Announcement

[Kern]

Hello everyone. I have enjoyed posting here on Topix and reading some of your sometimes informative, sometimes stupid comments. I have been bashed as an old man for liking Buicks, and a redneck for liking domestics and being from West Virginia (mostly Hondata).
Well everyone, THE BLINDER'S ARE OFF! THE TRUTH WILL NOW BE REVEALED!.........
Actually, Kern is NOT my real name, I am not even sure if it is a name, I made it up. I am NOT an old man, I am 14 years old! And I have only driven cars on a parking lot, the only thing I have driven on a road was a golf cart or a bike! And really, nobody in my family owns Buick or Excursion. You know that 1986 COROLLA I used to own?? THAT WAS MY DADS!! You know that FRIEND of mine who had a Camry LE from work? THAT WAS MY DAD WHO HAD IT FROM WORK!! And you know that 2003 ACCORD EXL we had?? WE STILL HAVE IT, MY MOM DRIVES IT!!,(Although all the problems mentioned about the cars are 100% REAL)
And that new Ford Fusion my "father in law" got, THATS MY DAD WHO GOT IT AFTER HE HAD TO GIVE BACK HIS CAMRY!!(This is his 2nd Big 3, he owned a chev a long time ago, his first car!!) It was my convincing and searching that was the reason he finally got a domestic! He wanted a Passat or Blahcord, before he saw Fusion, which was way better in his opinion, SUCCESS!
It was funny to all see you make these stereotypical comments about me being old, a hick, etc. when really, I am very young and not a hick. I moved here to Savannah only 3 years ago after being born in the northwest.
Keep on posting, and ENJOY THE NEW FACE OF BUICK, WINNING THE TASTES OF YOUNG PEOPLE!!

[Tell-It]

wow.

[Hondata]

I dont buy it,you have not the mind of a 14 year old in your type. The words you use and the phrase you say are not of a 14 year old. I would say you are near your late 40's. Though I might say you have used some stronger lango in the ast few weeks, but that might be because you are constipated.

[Hondata]

So are ou Tom too? lol lol lol

[Kern]

Hondata wrote:

I dont buy it,you have not the mind of a 14 year old in your type. The words you use and the phrase you say are not of a 14 year old. I would say you are near your late 40's. Though I might say you have used some stronger lango in the ast few weeks, but that might be because you are constipated.

Yes, hard to admit you have been outsmarted and corrected by a 14 year old so many times....

[Hondata]

Only you corrected in your way pimple face, get to school and remember to drink your milk. And you too Tommy. lol lol lol. Kids .............

[Hondata]

Oh, I get it....Tom is that little man that lives in your stomach....lol lol...or is he that finger you talk to in the morning?