Reads like something out of a grade three "show and tell" theatrical.They are admissible. Here, I have another one..
Beagle dog - Root is picking on me and I read on the internet and I think it's called spoofing!
Judge - Pooh, bring forth evidence.
Beagle dog - I can't because it will give away my trick. Umm and you have to believe me like because I said so.
Judge - You say you put out links with benign cookies. Bring those links forward.
Beagle dog - Well see judge that's the funny thing, I can't. But it's true like really really true umm!
Judge - you shall now bring forth an IP.
Dog - well the strangest thing is I can't but I know it was him and umm you have to believe me.
Judge - Root claims you have a long track record of blaming people for being someone they aren't. He says you moan and whine about it but you're always wrong. Is this true?
Dog - umm well ah kinda. But I know. And umm like I hate this Volt car and like umn it's cold outside and ah you have to believe me umm they make fun of me and Canada.
Judge - where did you study law pooh?
Dog - Pt Barnum and Carson's late night on line academy.
Judge - Son, you have dirty hands and no proof. Case dismissed.
Dog walks out with his tail between his legs.. a whimper can be heard as he stops to clean the pooh from his bottom. The court room feels sorry but pooh lied .
Guess when one considers the source, it doesn't surprise.
Good entertainment though.
Well, maybe not.
More user friendly than his vulgar spoofing, perhaps.