Obviously you're trying hard to be a fake Beagle, but you could probably do better at stand up comedy.I donít hate the Volt, I love the Volt! I hate Root! Root doesnít respect me for who I am. I get no respect and Iím putting my paw down firm this time. Root's fake Beagle efforts at intimidation are quite scary and I'm not going to take it in the kennel this time. A little on the dogish side he tries to intimidate me with his behaviour. HE has stained my honour for the last time. We have to give the guy credit for trying but it won't work this time. It certainly provides sexual relief for the Great Grandstander's rants.
It gives me great satisfaction to know my presence here is so exciting. He doesnít know how mad and violent a Canadian Man can be. Root will soon find out!!!
I love you and I love the Volt.
As a fake Beagle, you're gonna have to work harder at credibility.
It just ain't working.