Don't Shit in my Elantra
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#1 Sep 30, 2013
Thereís been some talk about my Elantra. Leave my Elantra alone. Donít take a shit in my Elantra.
#2 Sep 30, 2013
I'm warning you. Do not shit in my Elantra.
I really do care if you make a billion dollars a year, you are still my mentor. Hell, coal miners make more than I do and they have more of an education than I do. I had some really exciting days, I climb up the pole, suck the pole, let the pole squirt me in the face, climb down the pole, and eat the pole and get back to my up and down the pole act.
Cashed any more $29K checks to pay for a $42K vehicle lately?
Do you have any more verifiable accounts of such great Volt service? I know, my transgendered son with the slut boyfriend got a record 1,000 miles to the gallon while travelling to Mount Hairy. I did not mean massage houses.
At least you are consistent in one thing, you tell the truth every chance you get, and I am gay. My transgendered son did this and I did that and we did it without a rubber and you need to believe it because I say so.
I look around and access my situation, son is a man slut, wife took a black manís cock up her ass and I licked the load so that she could die to get away from me and I can climb tall poles in Mayberry. Hell, what is there left for a poor little slurper like me? I know, I can buy another Volt and save more money.
By owning a volt I am special for the first time since I sold my Elantra. This is where I met my current boyfriend, he spread me open and I drooled out of the right side of my mouth and he drooled out of the left side of his mouth and he sprayed me in the eye. Made for some interesting and wet kissing. I think I will go suck some dick now.
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