Canadia Beaver Sex Stories
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Root

Shreveport, LA

#47 Jun 18, 2014
Most beavers like to be in a wet environment.
Advice

Toronto, Canada

#48 Jun 19, 2014
The message about my wife has been delivered.
It's about Volt, Leaf, and accepting other's beliefs about frog sex.
Those issues are what this is all about.

My wife sucks on frogs.

Extreme sexual vulgarity and filth by a few highlifes excites me and I love it.
And an administrator calling himself JJFADS lacks the decency and integrity to keep it going.

I am a sexual person. I love the Volt and I love sex.
Root

Shreveport, LA

#49 Jun 20, 2014
If a beaver is shaved does that mean it won't get stuck in a briar patch?
Canadian Horse Banger

United States

#50 Jun 20, 2014
Root wrote:
If a beaver is shaved does that mean it won't get stuck in a briar patch?
A shaved beaver is very smooth so I say yes.
Doubtful

Woodstock, Canada

#51 Jun 20, 2014
Canadian Horse Banger wrote:
<quoted text>A shaved beaver is very smooth so I say yes.
Are you two imbeciles living in the same swamp azzwipe or you both just out on bail until your sex offence conviction sentencing.
Root

Bossier City, LA

#52 Jun 20, 2014
Try to keep it on topic, this thread is about the beavers of canada.
Craig

United States

#53 Jun 20, 2014
A clean shaven beaver is good.
Rootrashtalk

Woodstock, Canada

#54 Jun 21, 2014
Craig wrote:
A clean shaven beaver is good.
Hey you sick redneck. That's all you got to offer? Hijacking people's names, posting sex fantasies, trash talking Canucks and making fun of Mexicans? You and that Root joker must be a couple of dimwit kissing cousins who probably should have been lobotomized early on.
How does it feel doing that phony redneck sexist crap? Do you get all hot and diddle your twinky while you're posting? Does it ease the pain of being such a retard? Bet you really get it on all by your lonesome eh?
Root

Shreveport, LA

#55 Jun 21, 2014
Craig wrote:
A clean shaven beaver is good.
Yes but a shaven beaver is a cold beaver (in colder climates).
Rootrashtalk

Woodstock, Canada

#56 Jun 21, 2014
Root wrote:
<quoted text>Yes but a shaven beaver is a cold beaver (in colder climates).
Diagnosis.
Deviant trashtalker at work. Feeds on projecting his fantasies on others. Product of a troubled childhood. Serious instability. Probably in therapy but not responding.
Rootrashtalk

Toronto, Canada

#57 Jun 22, 2014
Diagnosis.
Deviant Canadian trashtalker at work. I feed on projecting my fantasies on others. Product of a troubled childhood. Serious instability. Probably in therapy but not responding. Married to a hairy man wife. Here in Canada we shave the hair of live beavers and paste it abouve the crease of our crack to make the bottom look sexier.

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Since: Jun 09

Dallas, TX.

#58 Jul 2, 2014
What did the beaver say when he saw th. Hoover dam?

That's Big!
Jake

Spring, TX

#59 Jul 6, 2014
Got one

What do urine samples canadian beer and beaver have in common?

The taste

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