Man caught stuffing sausages down his pants

An Australian man faces theft charges after he allegedly stuffed sausages down his shorts at a supermarket in North Queensland.

[blong]

Unfortunately, he chose Vienna Sausages, and they left a visible trail as he tried to exit.

[Proff Louie alternater]

blong wrote:

Unfortunately, he chose Vienna Sausages, and they left a visible trail as he tried to exit.

Are those vienna sausages,or are you just a big Wabbit..?

[Simply_Red]

"Well I'm happy to see you too honey, now get the damned sausages out of your pants."

[RXRFL63]

Note to Austailian shop lifter don't put any old saucage in your pants for gods sake get tbones and stuff them in the back of your pants,Tard.

[podunk]

Hey maw, look what i've got for you tonite.....

[Pittsburgh Steve]

Was he planning on going to a nightclub/Disco???

[Smar Tass]

"An Australian man faces theft charges after he allegedly stuffed sausages down his shorts at a supermarket in North Queensland."

Well, if only he had worn long pants he probably wouldn't have gotten caught.

[Mrs_Billy]

Was it theft or just suffering from feelings of inadequacy?

[Palin Gigolo]

He got greedy grabbing the foot long sausages.

[Smar Tass]

Palin Gigolo wrote:

He got greedy grabbing the foot long sausages.

Put that together with those wee little short-shorts Australian guys usually wear and it's easy to see why he got caught.

[DILF]

I wish I had a dime for every time the supermarket security pulls me aside and asks me if I stole a kielbasa sausage.

[OneRyder]

DILF wrote:

I wish I had a dime for every time the supermarket security pulls me aside and asks me if I stole a kielbasa sausage.

I would assume they thought you had a tail....on wait, I see what you're saying. I thought you were jamming things up....on never mind.

[Proff Louie alternater]

The splattered bags of sauerkraut was the give away....( Shoudda had a loaf of rye bread disguised as a baby leaving a mustard trail...)

[Hiawadda]

Bucket envy....

[AnnABananAngel]

Mrs_Billy wrote:

Was it theft or just suffering from feelings of inadequacy?

maybe his own sausage wasnt big enough

[Shoe]

Was it Jimmy Deans Sausage?

[Mrs_Billy]

Hiawadda wrote:

Bucket envy....

I hear ya girl.......

[Flying Donkey]

Hi buddy! i brought you some friends!

:D

[Married in the Bay]

The guy arrested with him was charged with shoplifting 7 coconuts...

Apparently a Fraternity gag gone seriously wrong...

Note to Frat: one sausage, two coconuts....

[Billy R]

Mrs_Billy wrote:

Was it theft or just suffering from feelings of inadequacy?

Probably just trying to compensate..........