Must Watch: Baz Luhrmann's Australia Trailer

May 19, 2008 Full story: Firstshowing.net 35

The first trailer for Baz Luhrmann's Australia has just popped up out of nowhere and damn does it look incredible! The latest batch of photos we showed you gave the impression that this would be something very ... via Firstshowing.net

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Since: May 08

United States

#23 Oct 2, 2008
Now, some of my Aussie mates are telling me that they hadn't changed the premiere date. Hmmm.

Is it going to be released on Nov. 14th or not? Does anyone know for sure?
What a joke

Saint Louis, MO

#24 Oct 2, 2008
I heard Nov 26 in the States, I don't know when it's supposed to open in Australia. I hope they do it while you're there so you get a chance to see Hugh

Since: May 08

Jackson Center, PA

#25 Oct 2, 2008
What a joke wrote:
I heard Nov 26 in the States, I don't know when it's supposed to open in Australia. I hope they do it while you're there so you get a chance to see Hugh
I wonder if I can track it down in some of my Aussie sites I saved to my icon screen.
I hope I can get to see it while I'm over there, since it would make it perfect seeing it in the country it is representing & I will be there. Who knows? Maybe I will get to see Hugh @ Bondi Beach because he goes there alot. THAT would be the icing on my cake. Ooh baby.

Since: May 08

Jackson Center, PA

#26 Oct 2, 2008
& your floating around again into the abyss in Topix, jokey. Still no location as to where you are.
:D
what a joke

Saint Louis, MO

#27 Oct 2, 2008
I don't know what's up with that. If you go back a couple of months it shows.I didn't do anything to take it off of there. Maybe the forum is trying to save me from vengeful Kidman Krazies who might try and track me down and kill me for saying something agaisnt their idol?

Since: May 08

Jackson Center, PA

#28 Oct 3, 2008
No...LOL, it makes me think Topix is doing some odd sort of stiptease w/you.
Next thing you know, we'll all be looking at: what a
jenn

Brisbane, Australia

#29 Nov 1, 2008
BOTOX face will flop. She is rated as box office poison this year in hollywood. Most aussies think she is boring and plain red haired no friends ugly. Except women for some weird reason. She played a brain surgeon in "days of Thunder" with Tom Cruise, and we have all laughed everytime she has come on the screen since.
Cruise knew she was a plain jane and to his credit dumped her and found Katie. Best move he ever made. If you want to see how crap and un sexy she is, then rent "eyes wide shut" REALLY bad acting. The reviews are already bad. Straight to DVD would save everyone a lot of money.
Poor Baz, hopefully he can leave us all alone with his strange films. Aborigines in Nicoles arms. What a joke...Got to run, Nicole just came onto our tv screen, and my dogs in the loungeroom are looking at the screen and puking...
Jesus

Australia

#30 Nov 1, 2008
Looks positively BORING.

A real movie about Australia would be getting pissed in one of Sydney's many trashy clubs while having a drunken faux-intellectual debate with the guy selling you a kebab next door, making out with a Turkish taxi driver on the way home then smoking pot until the sun rose so you can go for a swim to sober up and start drinking again.

And no, it wouldn't have Nicole Kidman in it, if she was she'd be an extra wearing a skirt so short you could see her ovaries, vomiting into a gutter using a half full premixed bottle of vodka & lemonade to hold her hair back.

Perhaps I should direct Australia 2.

Since: May 08

Jackson Center, PA

#31 Nov 1, 2008
jenn wrote:
BOTOX face will flop. She is rated as box office poison this year in hollywood. Most aussies think she is boring and plain red haired no friends ugly. Except women for some weird reason. She played a brain surgeon in "days of Thunder" with Tom Cruise, and we have all laughed everytime she has come on the screen since.
Cruise knew she was a plain jane and to his credit dumped her and found Katie. Best move he ever made. If you want to see how crap and un sexy she is, then rent "eyes wide shut" REALLY bad acting. The reviews are already bad. Straight to DVD would save everyone a lot of money.
Poor Baz, hopefully he can leave us all alone with his strange films. Aborigines in Nicoles arms. What a joke...Got to run, Nicole just came onto our tv screen, and my dogs in the loungeroom are looking at the screen and puking...
Wow.
Now tell us how you really feel. LOL.
(I had to laugh, because, truthfully, I cannot stomach her)
What a joke

Saint Louis, MO

#32 Nov 1, 2008
jenn wrote:
BOTOX face will flop. She is rated as box office poison this year in hollywood. Most aussies think she is boring and plain red haired no friends ugly. Except women for some weird reason. She played a brain surgeon in "days of Thunder" with Tom Cruise, and we have all laughed everytime she has come on the screen since.
Cruise knew she was a plain jane and to his credit dumped her and found Katie. Best move he ever made. If you want to see how crap and un sexy she is, then rent "eyes wide shut" REALLY bad acting. The reviews are already bad. Straight to DVD would save everyone a lot of money.
Poor Baz, hopefully he can leave us all alone with his strange films. Aborigines in Nicoles arms. What a joke...Got to run, Nicole just came onto our tv screen, and my dogs in the loungeroom are looking at the screen and puking...
LMAO Great post Jenn It's so true.The only movie she didn't totally suck in was To Die For. That's because she wasn't acting she was just being herself in that one.
you are just jealous

Brisbane, Australia

#33 Nov 1, 2008
jenn wrote:
BOTOX face will flop. She is rated as box office poison this year in hollywood. Most aussies think she is boring and plain red haired no friends ugly. Except women for some weird reason. She played a brain surgeon in "days of Thunder" with Tom Cruise, and we have all laughed everytime she has come on the screen since.
Cruise knew she was a plain jane and to his credit dumped her and found Katie. Best move he ever made. If you want to see how crap and un sexy she is, then rent "eyes wide shut" REALLY bad acting. The reviews are already bad. Straight to DVD would save everyone a lot of money.
Poor Baz, hopefully he can leave us all alone with his strange films. Aborigines in Nicoles arms. What a joke...Got to run, Nicole just came onto our tv screen, and my dogs in the loungeroom are looking at the screen and puking...
you watch sexually perverted movies do you? not into orgies myself. it is a pity they did not cast a woman from india or pakistan instead, isn't it? would have been much more realistic casting. tom cruise looks like an angry gnome. your dogs were looking at your butt, don't lie
What a joke

Saint Louis, MO

#34 Nov 1, 2008
you are just jealous wrote:
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you watch sexually perverted movies do you? not into orgies myself. it is a pity they did not cast a woman from india or pakistan instead, isn't it? would have been much more realistic casting. tom cruise looks like an angry gnome. your dogs were looking at your butt, don't lie
Her butt probably looks better than Kidman's face. Heck her dog's butt probably looks better than Kidman's face. Did you see the cover of Parade magazine? I'd wager a baboons butt looks better than that picture of her.
jenn

Brisbane, Australia

#35 Nov 1, 2008
M4Pathfinder wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow.
Now tell us how you really feel. LOL.
(I had to laugh, because, truthfully, I cannot stomach her)
YOU CANT STOMACH HER-neither could Mr Cruise
red head=Chutney muff Have to run, a story about Keith Urban being in rehab is on tv. I would be an addict too, if Chutney muff was waiting home for me too. No wonder Tom turned to Scientology. Looking at Nicole in the kitchen would be to much of a reality check for him. The idea of Aliens being there to rescue him must have given him some solace.
If anyone is having trouble sleeping, rent the remake of Bewitched. You will sleep in 5 minutes. The nose wriggles but the forehead does not move. Botox and rubber dont mix. You may have trouble finding the movie, its in the Horror section.
jenn

Brisbane, Australia

#36 Nov 1, 2008
see this link for Nicoles photo. hope it works its what under the botox and makeup http://www.google.com.au/imgres...
talan_graffitiwo rldcom

Chatswood, Australia

#37 Jun 4, 2010
saw baz's art at the hong kong art fair... really awesome. i like his new style. the hip hop look and grafitti on the walls was rad. click on the link to see
http://www.vincentfantauzzo.com/2010/06/04/th...

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