Australian dives face-first into deadly jellyfish

Dec 3, 2009 Full story: Columbus Ledger-Enquirer 80

A man who dove face-first into an extremely venomous, peanut-sized jellyfish in the waters off northeast Australia was flown to a hospital intensive care unit, officials said Friday.

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Gottaliv

Brisbane, Australia

#67 Dec 11, 2009
native Jack wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, answer the question knob head!
I had a change of heart and decided to answer your question after all.

My mother and father both belong to the ancient Wherethefuckarewe Tribe. In case you’re not familiar with this tribe, it’s a band of 4 foot tall dwarf aboriginals who live in the remote wilds of the Australian bush amongst the 5 foot high grasses, and they wander around in the grass all day shouting,“Where the fuck are we???”

There is no electricity here so I’m typing this in a cave on my lap-top, which is powered by a Martian running on a treadmill made out of Brigalow twigs and which uses empty Fosters cans for wheels. The whole thing is connected by a cord woven from spider's webs which is connected to my lap-top with a wad of chewing gum. It could be generated by using the running water from a near-by waterfall but I like to watch the Martin... he’s a happy little chappy and very friendly.

Next time you're in the neighbourhood come and visit. You won't be able to see us though for all the tall grass, so just stand still and shout "Where the fuck are you" and we'll find you. See ya soon.
i yabba dabba do

Ashfield, Australia

#68 Dec 11, 2009
Hello aunt gottaliv flintstones.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, They're a modern stoneage family.
From the, town of Bedrock, They're a page right out of history.
Let's ride, with the family down the street, Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
When you're, with the Flintstones, Have a yabba dabba doo time, A dabba doo time, You'll have a gay old time!
huh what who

Melbourne, Australia

#69 Dec 11, 2009
unclever native wrote:
Why are so many arsies (aussies) getting caught with child pornography and child molestation !
Totally off-topic.

Although it seems to increase with immigration; maybe the dirty habits they bring with them rubs on the arsies. Most Aussies on the other hand are far too classy to ever entertain the thought.
huh what who

Melbourne, Australia

#70 Dec 11, 2009
native Jack wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, answer the question knob head!
Hey, answer her question knobless! Why would you be interested in that? Got urges and need ideas, hey? ROFL.
huh what who

Melbourne, Australia

#71 Dec 11, 2009
native Jack wrote:
Why are so many arsies (aussies) getting caught with child pornography and child molestation !
Typical immigrant spam statement. Without a question mark it wasn't a question. Just more trolling from a loser.
i yabba dabba do

Ashfield, Australia

#72 Dec 11, 2009
huh what who wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, answer her question knobless! Why would you be interested in that? Got urges and need ideas, hey? ROFL.
hello barbaric barbara flirtstones.
huh what who

Ashfield, Australia

#73 Dec 11, 2009
Gottaliv wrote:
<quoted text>

My mother and father both belong to the ancient Wherethefuckarewe Tribe.
Oh my god ;))))))What a THICK HEAD tribe?
native Jack

Brisbane, Australia

#74 Dec 11, 2009
What a prime f..k head ,typical white trash, hey gottohaveakid, must have been too close for comfort, your insecurities are very evident for all to see here ha ha ha, love it when someone gets a wobbly ha ha ha !
huh what who

Melbourne, Australia

#76 Dec 11, 2009
i yabba dabba do wrote:
<quoted text>hello barbaric barbara flirtstones.
Wrong person Saint Right Advice. You're really not very clever.
native Jack

Brisbane, Australia

#77 Dec 12, 2009
huh what who wrote:
<quoted text>Wrong person Saint Right Advice. You're really not very clever.
Very strange, people dont normally post on here to prove there intelligence, what type of life do you live , must be a very shallow and dark one hey !
Gottaliv

Brisbane, Australia

#78 Dec 12, 2009
huh what who wrote:
<quoted text>Oh my god ;))))))What a THICK HEAD tribe?
Yeah, but we're a lot of fun. You can come visit too if you like, just follow the above instructions on how to find us.
Gottaliv

Brisbane, Australia

#79 Dec 12, 2009
native Jack wrote:
What a prime f..k head ,typical white trash, hey gottohaveakid, must have been too close for comfort, your insecurities are very evident for all to see here ha ha ha, love it when someone gets a wobbly ha ha ha !
Hey little one, the saying is "Chucks a wobbly". When you "gets a wobbly" it means you've got something wrong with the wheel on your bike or car. I don't know... the ignorance of some people is almost too much sometimes.
huh what who

Melbourne, Australia

#80 Dec 12, 2009
native Jack wrote:
<quoted text>Very strange, people dont normally post on here to prove there intelligence
As aptly proven with your posts. Ta! You can go now.
native Jack

Brisbane, Australia

#82 Dec 12, 2009
huh what who wrote:
<quoted text>As aptly proven with your posts. Ta! You can go now.
Gottohaveakid you even act like a kid, you will not let go will you, tells us more about your weak character than anything else,you are a little idiot now piss off and go and bury yourself you big peace of shit, I will not waste anymore of my time on you as I do have a life, understand what I am saying, you two headed knob.(like a bull terrier dog all mongrel and no brains)
native Jack

Melbourne, Australia

#84 Dec 12, 2009
native Jack wrote:
Why are so many arsies (aussies) getting caught with child pornography and child molestation !
You are so childish, tells us more about your weak and pathetic character than anything else, you are a little idiot now piss off and play with toddlers your own age sweetie.
Gottaliv

Brisbane, Australia

#85 Dec 12, 2009
huh what who wrote:
<quoted text>As aptly proven with your posts. Ta! You can go now.
native Jack wrote:
<quoted text> Gottohaveakid you even act like a kid, you will not let go will you, tells us more about your weak character than anything else,you are a little idiot now piss off and go and bury yourself you big peace of shit, I will not waste anymore of my time on you as I do have a life, understand what I am saying, you two headed knob.(like a bull terrier dog all mongrel and no brains)
You're answering "huh what who's" comment and talking to me...?

Who's getting rattled and chucking a wobbly now huh? Just remember it was YOU who started this shit so apparently you can dish it out but can't take it. You should listen to Bobby Bare's song called "The Winner" - there's a lesson in it for you.
native Jack

Brisbane, Australia

#86 Dec 13, 2009
Gottaliv wrote:
huh what who wrote:
<quoted text>As aptly proven with your posts. Ta! You can go now.
<quoted text>
You're answering "huh what who's" comment and talking to me...?
Who's getting rattled and chucking a wobbly now huh? Just remember it was YOU who started this shit so apparently you can dish it out but can't take it. You should listen to Bobby Bare's song called "The Winner" - there's a lesson in it for you.
Yes i am shitting myself, i have 100,s of skid marks in my undies bet you would love that pedaphile, h ah ah ha you getting rattled again ha ha ha ha
Super Aussie

Melbourne, Australia

#87 Dec 13, 2009
Mohamed was the one who married an 8 year old.
native Jack

Brisbane, Australia

#89 Dec 13, 2009
h aha ha ha super, super funny I tell ya.

“nothing is as it seems ”

Since: Dec 09

Ottawa, Canada

#90 Dec 13, 2009
Super Aussie wrote:
Mohamed was the one who married an 8 year old.
How manly!
Eww, yuck!

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