Thief steals blow-up dolls, has sex o...

Thief steals blow-up dolls, has sex outside shop

There are 125 comments on the www.cairns.com.au story from Jan 7, 2009, titled Thief steals blow-up dolls, has sex outside shop. In it, www.cairns.com.au reports that:

A suspect thief has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

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Screwy Louie

Bethlehem, PA

#1 Jan 7, 2009
Me bicycle pump Tarzan, you jungle jane, OK... We marry, we have plenty balloons...

“We are MOTORHEAD”

Since: Nov 08

London

#2 Jan 7, 2009
Steals blow up sex dolls from shop and has sex with the sex doll outside the shop he's just robbed Is that guy's brain firing on all cylinders????
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#3 Jan 7, 2009
That was me! She sprang a leak, and I had to get what I could when I could.

“Never more clever than God.”

Since: Dec 08

Nunyo, USA

#4 Jan 7, 2009
Arminius wrote:
That was me! She sprang a leak, and I had to get what I could when I could.
LMFAO!!!!

(waste not want not)

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#5 Jan 7, 2009
Arminius wrote:
That was me! She sprang a leak, and I had to get what I could when I could.
Hey Arminius. Just want to clear something up. I'm a girl, not a guy. Tiger Lilly is a flower name. People started calling me Tiger, but I'm really a Tigress, not some gay guy coming on to you in The Spanking Room. There now, I feel much better. Have a great day.

“De Oppresso Liber”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#6 Jan 7, 2009
I have an alibi for whatever time this crime occurred...

“I like mexican food a LOT”

Since: Dec 08

Various Cities in Marin County

#7 Jan 7, 2009
Better then rape... but so wierd

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#8 Jan 7, 2009
It figures! Love 'em and leave 'em!
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#9 Jan 7, 2009
ReturnOfTheJedi wrote:
I have an alibi for whatever time this crime occurred...
You don't need one, it was me. Were you at Rosie's sty?

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#10 Jan 7, 2009
Steals 5 sex dolls and inflates them all. Has sex with one and leaves the rest. Nothing like having choices in life. I guess Jungle Jane kept calling out "pick me, pick me"!
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#11 Jan 7, 2009
Tiger Lilly wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Arminius. Just want to clear something up. I'm a girl, not a guy. Tiger Lilly is a flower name. People started calling me Tiger, but I'm really a Tigress, not some gay guy coming on to you in The Spanking Room. There now, I feel much better. Have a great day.
Relax my Queen, I am a regular knuckle dragging man, who has no doubt about you being among the most spectacular women in the Universe. See you in a bit!

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#12 Jan 7, 2009
ReturnOfTheJedi wrote:
I have an alibi for whatever time this crime occurred...
I don't.
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#13 Jan 7, 2009
Hippichick wrote:
It figures! Love 'em and leave 'em!
I admit it! I left her FLAT! But HAPPY!

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#14 Jan 7, 2009
Ritchy Rich wrote:
Better then rape... but so wierd
Actually it sounds like some kind of a rape fantasy. He keeps breaking in and stealing new dolls. Rejects 4 and has sex with Jungle Jane each time.
MeanandNasty

United States

#15 Jan 7, 2009
I hope the shop doesn't try to re-sell them!

Since: Nov 08

Bixby, OK

#16 Jan 7, 2009
Hippichick wrote:
It figures! Love 'em and leave 'em!
you had me worried i just ordered man of the year in a box thankgoodnes not from this company he better not be used ill send him back!!!!!
Kyrpteia

Brighton, UK

#17 Jan 7, 2009
I would have been f.cked blowing the thing up..
12 pack abs

AOL

#18 Jan 7, 2009
Buzz kill! I was gonna try that this afternoon. I hate getting beat to the punch.

“"Read my Lips"”

Since: Sep 08

Norman, OK

#19 Jan 7, 2009
It was enticement he could not refuse.

“De Oppresso Liber”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#20 Jan 7, 2009
MeanandNasty wrote:
I hope the shop doesn't try to re-sell them!
Well, at least they could wipe em out, and spray a little Lysol on em...

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