Thief steals blow-up dolls, has sex outside shop

Jan 7, 2009 | Posted by: HOGstr | Full story: www.cairns.com.au

A suspect thief has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

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Screwy Louie

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Me bicycle pump Tarzan, you jungle jane, OK... We marry, we have plenty balloons...

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Jan 7, 2009
 
Steals blow up sex dolls from shop and has sex with the sex doll outside the shop he's just robbed Is that guy's brain firing on all cylinders????
Arminius

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That was me! She sprang a leak, and I had to get what I could when I could.

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Arminius wrote:
That was me! She sprang a leak, and I had to get what I could when I could.
LMFAO!!!!

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Arminius wrote:
That was me! She sprang a leak, and I had to get what I could when I could.
Hey Arminius. Just want to clear something up. I'm a girl, not a guy. Tiger Lilly is a flower name. People started calling me Tiger, but I'm really a Tigress, not some gay guy coming on to you in The Spanking Room. There now, I feel much better. Have a great day.

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I have an alibi for whatever time this crime occurred...

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Jan 7, 2009
 
Better then rape... but so wierd

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Jan 7, 2009
 
It figures! Love 'em and leave 'em!
Arminius

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Jan 7, 2009
 
ReturnOfTheJedi wrote:
I have an alibi for whatever time this crime occurred...
You don't need one, it was me. Were you at Rosie's sty?

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Steals 5 sex dolls and inflates them all. Has sex with one and leaves the rest. Nothing like having choices in life. I guess Jungle Jane kept calling out "pick me, pick me"!
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Tiger Lilly wrote:
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Hey Arminius. Just want to clear something up. I'm a girl, not a guy. Tiger Lilly is a flower name. People started calling me Tiger, but I'm really a Tigress, not some gay guy coming on to you in The Spanking Room. There now, I feel much better. Have a great day.
Relax my Queen, I am a regular knuckle dragging man, who has no doubt about you being among the most spectacular women in the Universe. See you in a bit!

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ReturnOfTheJedi wrote:
I have an alibi for whatever time this crime occurred...
I don't.
Arminius

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Hippichick wrote:
It figures! Love 'em and leave 'em!
I admit it! I left her FLAT! But HAPPY!

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Jan 7, 2009
 
Ritchy Rich wrote:
Better then rape... but so wierd
Actually it sounds like some kind of a rape fantasy. He keeps breaking in and stealing new dolls. Rejects 4 and has sex with Jungle Jane each time.
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Jan 7, 2009
 
I hope the shop doesn't try to re-sell them!

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Jan 7, 2009
 
Hippichick wrote:
It figures! Love 'em and leave 'em!
you had me worried i just ordered man of the year in a box thankgoodnes not from this company he better not be used ill send him back!!!!!
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Jan 7, 2009
 
I would have been f.cked blowing the thing up..
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Jan 7, 2009
 
Buzz kill! I was gonna try that this afternoon. I hate getting beat to the punch.

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Jan 7, 2009
 
It was enticement he could not refuse.

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Jan 7, 2009
 
MeanandNasty wrote:
I hope the shop doesn't try to re-sell them!
Well, at least they could wipe em out, and spray a little Lysol on em...

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