Aussie sex is short and not so sweet

“We're above average, doing OK, but there's serious room for improvement.”

AUSTRALIA may produce some of the world's best sportspeople, but their lovers are "pretty middle of the road", a new survey has found. via News.com.au

[setsuna]

do you have a hot body if you do your still get lots of sex how cares if its short at lest you have sex. if you want it to last longer ask you partner to wear your panties when you have sex and ask him to suck you vagina or to finger your self infront of him whenyou do that make noises. if all else fails were a mini skirt and pink panties then bend over and let him see your panties

[LMC]

When filling out a job application form, the Aussie Fella scratched his head when he got to the question relating to:

Sex (?)....

So he simply wrote, "four or, five times, a day"

(boom - boom!)

[Desdemona]

Ahh Setsuna.

Fair dink never had a bonk eh.

Congratz though on typing all of that
with one hand... well done.

[dan]

well i got the big one and chicks like Mr bigg and if you chicks are lonly call mr biggg but you got to be fit and good looking to recieve mr bigg

[achmed]

Im a muslim so ive had my woman castrated its better that way. I have her wear a camel suit mmmmmmm.

[some random chick]

whoever writes on the site is so sick you actually make me puke who wants to talk garbage with you freaks.

[Desdemona]

some random chick wrote:

whoever writes on the site is so sick you actually make me puke who wants to talk garbage with you freaks.

Sweet irony ;^D

[dan]

i never had a problem in the bed room that must be from the white boy's and girls who prefer to drink all nite instead up doing the wild thang in the bed room

[some random chick]

puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

[dan]

some random chick wrote:

puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

must have had aad night out

[NESHero]

but ur from cali?

[aussie fella]

who cares

[sickofrefos]

setsuna dear ohhh deary me...looks like someone is a tad needing a good shag...

writting purile garbage like this just makes you look like a sick wanker ...

[druthless aus]

sex life is all good aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

[jo blogs]

even though i have a 9" cock this is not what women get off on if you have experience you will know what a woman like more than anything and thhats a tongue between her legs mmmmmmm puuuusssyyyyy

[Father Coitus Eruptus]

Amazing, a knowlegeable Aussie!

jo blogs wrote:

even though i have a 9" cock this is not what women get off on if you have experience you will know what a woman like more than anything and thhats a tongue between her legs mmmmmmm puuuusssyyyyy

[Xpost whoreX]

achmed wrote:

Im a muslim so ive had my woman castrated its better that way. I have her wear a camel suit mmmmmmm.

castration... women... they dont have testicles idiot i think you mean circumcised.... an aussie guy trying to pick up..... "so, you up for it?" and they wonder why theyre lonely...lol...

[Elias]

some random chick wrote:

whoever writes on the site is so sick you actually make me puke who wants to talk garbage with you freaks.

They give ineternet access to people in psychiatric wards and asylums - this is the result!

[Xpost whoreX]

hey so what if they gave me a puter its okay as long as i take my meds...right?

[Elias]

Xpost whoreX wrote:

hey so what if they gave me a puter its okay as long as i take my meds...right?

people need chill pills or pils - ner