Is it illegal to get a massage with a...

“ecrasez l'infame”

Since: May 08

Atlanta, Georgia

#112 Oct 10, 2011
“Christian fundamentalism: the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.”~ Andrew Lias

A puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.

“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.”~ Don Schrader
sorry it was fun

London, OH

#113 Oct 15, 2011
EDe wrote:
I actually went to a massage parlor in NYC where apparently happy endings were common. I did not know this since the website was legit. So, I found some things weird (or some red flags) when I walked in, such as bathing before being introduced to the masseuse and the fact that there was no locker room for female patrons. That was a big red flag. When the masseuse was getting to close to my junk, I sort of got the hint and told her to stop. I have been in a relationship for 5 years now and there is no need for this shit. I just wanted a fucking massage. I told the masseuse to stop and she told me that I was "sooo shyy." I went upstairs paid for "massage" w/out the happy ending and left. The only thing I regret is paying with a CC. I hope nothing happens. What bothered me the most besides the deprivation of morality behind such an institution is the fact that a police station was right next to the massage parlor. Makes you wonder what exactly is going on.
I know the exact one he is talking about because I have been there. And it was the most unbelievably awesome experience..I don't want to give the name of the establishment to bring negative attention..at the same time, Artie used to talk about the place on the Howard Stern Show. Without being offensive, I will say that you must be in a great relationship because anyone that would storm out of that place is bold. I don't know how much it cost the designers, but it was the first asian spa I have ever been to and it defied all of my negative expectations...it was so expensively designed and sophisticated, almost felt like I was in an outtake of Eyes Wide Shut, without the dudes, of course...That place is good for anyone wanting to get a little of what guns n roses talked about in a song called "the garden"..we are human beings and would not exist without sex..yes, it should not be the focus of life and JC truly is the truth and the way but at the same time, I think it is just as harmful to not give yourself a break now and then. That experience was zero sleaze and 100% sophisticated sinful ecstacy. Humans are not perfect, do give into temptation, and the need to repent is no longer punished. Punishment ended 2012 years ago on the hill called Golgotha. Forgiveness and the possibility of never giving in again are the "good news" or Gospel. I am not saying The Man ever thought it was ok, but at the same time Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Anyone remember that part? And she was defended and no longer needed that life. If you are married and happy, you are lucky..To all the Johns, don't feel shamed. There is hope and he knows the sin just as he knew mine before it took place (and probably will again..I am on here checking laws, right? But the point is... morally it is not as simple as right or wrong. It is an offense, but one God already is aware will happen and will forgive as soon as you ask for forgiveness. in the Garden of Eden God was shocked and angry at Adam and Eve. It could be argued that the Gospel was a way of saying... NOW I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BE HUMAN WITH THE CONFLICT OF BASIC HUMAN NEEDS AND MY HIGHER EXPECTATIONS, AND THIS USED TO BE CONDEMNED BEFORE THE GOSPEL. IT STILL DISAPPOINTS ME WHEN YOU SLIP, BECAUSE I ONLY INTENDED SEX AS A WAY TO HELP THE HUMAN RACE SURVIVE, NOT TO BE PERVERTED OR TAKE AWAY A HIGHER CAUSE, OR TO ENSLAVE THE MIND AND MAKE IT VULNERABLE TO EVIL. BUT THE GOSPEL IS THAT I NO LONGER CONDEMN YOU..I FORGIVE YOU AND SENT MY SON/MYSELF IN HUMAN FORM TO UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE FORGIVEN AS SOON AS YOU ASK AND I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE TO HELP YOU WHEN YOU ARE FED UP WITH WAY OF LIFE AND WANT TO KNOW A NEW LIFE THROUGH ME.
cupidboy

Dubai, UAE

#115 Oct 22, 2011
Even consensual sex btwn 2 adults is an offence in UAE, if they are not married..!!! So Beware about it. Most Europeans, Western people and Pinoys are not aware about this law. If some one complaints or inform about such an activity to the Police, you will be prosecuted and deported with a ban seal on your Passport. It is TRUE. If you have doubts, ask with any legal consultants in Dubai or UAE.
49stblack wrote:
it illegal but cops have to prove you asked for it by offering money or it was negotiated as an extra to massage otherwise if its done without money negotiations, its just consential sex btwn 2 adults, guys usually are caught if the massues is an undercover
cupidboy

Dubai, UAE

#116 Oct 22, 2011
Even consensual sex btwn 2 adults is an offence in UAE, if they are not married..!!! So Beware about it. Most Europeans, Western people and Pinoys are not aware about this law. If some one complaints or inform about such an activity to the Police, you will be prosecuted and deported with a ban seal on your Passport. It is TRUE. If you have doubts, ask with any legal consultants in Dubai or UAE.
xxx

United States

#117 Oct 23, 2011
Ghsjs
Namehere

United States

#118 Oct 23, 2011
gm

“Freedom Forever!”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#119 Oct 26, 2011
Hedonist wrote:
“Christian fundamentalism: the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.”~ Andrew Lias
A puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.”~ Don Schrader
Kudos on those quotes, very insightful and a little humorous.
sspear65

Austin, TX

#121 Nov 4, 2011
Rebecca wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that an offer?
yes it is an offer I happen to be in Dallas
busy boy

Lawrenceville, GA

#123 Nov 21, 2011
hey idiots, you cant contract any STD's by someone giving you a handjob unless there hand has open sores and they rub your stuff untill its raw. Little KY goes a long way then you can shhot to the stars...ahhhhhhhhh!!
Taz

Atlanta, GA

#124 Nov 21, 2011
Slow Catcher wrote:
<quoted text>
happy ending is usually full sex,
Wrong!!
Still on my High Horse

Rochester, NY

#125 Nov 22, 2011
What's the big deal with 2 consenting adults having fun? Even if money is exchanged.

You pay for a lap dance at strip joints and it's not illegal, you tip at the stage too.
Still on my High Horse

Rochester, NY

#126 Nov 22, 2011
cupidboy wrote:
Even consensual sex btwn 2 adults is an offence in UAE, if they are not married..!!! So Beware about it. Most Europeans, Western people and Pinoys are not aware about this law. If some one complaints or inform about such an activity to the Police, you will be prosecuted and deported with a ban seal on your Passport. It is TRUE. If you have doubts, ask with any legal consultants in Dubai or UAE.
<quoted text>
Blah Blah Blah - Stone Age culture and religion.
No wonder you have 4 wives. Cuz the first couple times you have no idea what they look like or shape of their body hidden inside that burka beekeeper outfits. You keep addingmore wives till you finally get a cute one or one with a smokin' body.
Alwaysanangel

Cape Coral, FL

#127 Nov 23, 2011
I'm from GA. I'm an addict and I give happy endings all the time.I also love barnyard animal lovin.
Still on my High Horse

Rochester, NY

#128 Nov 23, 2011
That goes without saying Bubba
unknown

Williston, VT

#129 Jan 12, 2012
they don't give free massages i tryed that
unknown

Williston, VT

#130 Jan 12, 2012
i agree that is true so why cant you get a hand job or a bloe joj
Billy Jack

Kingston, GA

#131 Jan 12, 2012
Still on my High Horse wrote:
What's the big deal with 2 consenting adults having fun? Even if money is exchanged.
You pay for a lap dance at strip joints and it's not illegal, you tip at the stage too.
You do know the difference between sex and a dance don't you? Get the hell off your high pony and read some books.

streakolean

Since: Dec 11

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#134 Jan 13, 2012
oooook!

Captain Revenge

“Troll Slayer”

Since: Dec 11

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#135 Jan 14, 2012
I would rather have the sex and let you read the books!
Carl

UAE

#136 Jan 15, 2012
Hey guys,

I will be visiting Dubai soon for business + pleasure trip....I will there for a month..

I will be grateful if you guys can suggest some massage places with happy endings in Dubai..

You can email me on carljohnson7887@gmail.com

Cheers

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