Is it illegal to get a massage with a...
nunyer fukeenbiz

Fishers, NY

#42 Nov 10, 2009
Just go in, get naked and lay on the bed- the woman will take care of the rest. When she says flip over it's time for some fun.

Since: Jan 09

United States

#43 Nov 10, 2009
You are better off "taking care of yourself" by yourself !! Happy endings at the massage parlor are illegal--many police stings ! Or, go to a private swingers party if all you're after is the happy ending !! There is/was a swingers club called Trapeeze around Atl--never been there, but heard others talk about it. Good luck !
Go Blue

Lake Worth, FL

#45 Nov 12, 2009
Hopefully your local police might have better things to do than search out happy endings and mini pot busts....

Mcdonough, GA

#46 Nov 12, 2009
Bob and Nunyer fukeenbiz are the only ones with any sense on here. All you patrol cops need to go to law school before you start giving advice. Look up the statute, then comment. If you think a party to a crime or a "conspiracy" for a misdemeanor with two unwilling witnesses is going anywhere you're delusional or haven't been to court in awhile.

Bob, you've got it spot on.

Newnan, GA

#47 Dec 3, 2009
Nothing better that a good Korean massage with a happy ending. It keeps you coming back for more. They should be legal. It is a grown man seeking a service from a woman. The oldest profession in the world which will never go away. Society wake up and regulate not criminalize. Get real.
Helper Monkey

Mcdonough, GA

#48 Dec 4, 2009
Go Blue wrote:
Hopefully your local police might have better things to do than search out happy endings and mini pot busts....
The day may come when cops will stop high fiving over the marijuana case but don't hold your breath. As for these heinous massage "crimes," you're safe if you remember what entrapment is. Entrapment is any crime that would not have happened without the law enforcement officer initiating it. Example: if a cop comes up to you and says "would you go rob that bank if I paid you a thousand dollars?" You agree and rob the bank and then they spring their brilliant trap. That would be an example of entrapment. Now, if you go to a massage parlor and find a fat white woman with a mustache, a terrible attitude and a chip on her shoulder and a strong odor of fried foods about her person, the dimmest of us would assume she is a law enforcement officer. Let's say you don't have the wherewithal to leave at that point and you strangely enjoy the company of this kind of woman and she says "would you like a BJ for twenty dollars?" You are ok. BUT, if you go in there and say "hey baby, I want a BJ for twenty dollars" and she's a cop, they're going to spring the brilliant trap and you're going to get arrested. Three things:

1. Don't say anything you don't want to watch on video in a court room while you're breaking the law.
2.Always let the other person initiate the idea of the crime if possible under the assumption that everyone you don't know is actually a law enforcement officer.
3. The instant you are asked any question by the police- STOP TALKING.

Since: Nov 09

Middleville, MI

#49 Dec 4, 2009
I still want a happy ending for females!No strings.
Tell me

Mcdonough, GA

#50 Dec 6, 2009
where tomorrow in cartersville. I'll wind that clock for you, baby.
NYC Truth

Corona, NY

#51 Dec 7, 2009
Listen. Here is the truth, and hopefully it ends this thread. NO, not all massage parlors provide "happy endings." YES, some of them do. For the record, a "happy ending" is a climax. Most commonly brought about by a hand-job. NO, the women that administer these "happy endings" are NOT prostitutes. You are not paying them to jerk you off, you pay them to massage you. If you end up getting a little extra, good for you. The second payment is still only a tip. It is not illegal as they do not advertise or condone these sexual practices. And YES, some of them DO "take care of" women.=)

Boynton Beach, FL

#52 Dec 7, 2009
Does anyone remotely care that these women might be prisoners??? That they cant excape because their passport was taken??? Does anyone even realize that a group of Americans are being held against their will & are prisoners?? They'r called "SCIENTOLOGISTS".

Mcdonough, GA

#53 Dec 8, 2009
Lets get back to talking about the hot asian slave girls. I just can't get enough!
BangkokFunKingBu llCheat

Atlanta, GA

#54 Dec 9, 2009
Sience has shown that its a matter of health; men who dont 'release' build it up, which is unheathy for the prostrate. Why not just go in & ask for a 'prostrate release'?? IT'S A MATTER OF HEALTH!

Mcdonough, GA

#55 Dec 9, 2009
Anywhere good to go near Adairsville? Those places up by the expressway have some UGGGGGLEEEEEEE chicks...
Maria Antonia Unplugged

Greenbrier, AR

#56 Dec 9, 2009
Cornback Rattlur wrote:
I still want a happy ending for females!No strings.
You can get them rechargable, CB. lol


#57 Jan 30, 2010
i went korea massage in dubai twice in a week
really nacked masage full body..
finally ending with happy is they touching our sensational parts and making orgasms

reaaly great happy time some of them are lick and sucking

Memphis, TN

#58 Jan 30, 2010
Ralexa wrote:
However there are plenty of good massages to be gotten without all that. Get a massage at a Korean sauna, you'll never forget it.
Help me out with this petition.
why would anyone pay for a massage WITHOUT a happy ending?

Memphis, TN

#59 Jan 30, 2010
BangkokFunKingBullCheat wrote:
Sience has shown that its a matter of health; men who dont 'release' build it up, which is unheathy for the prostrate. Why not just go in & ask for a 'prostrate release'?? IT'S A MATTER OF HEALTH! that covered under insurance?
Jim K

United States

#60 Jan 30, 2010
Yes its totally illegal to receive an HJ in a massage parlor even if its not what you paid for or asked for. The moment you paid and then received it, its illegal.
Many of the asian women were trafficked here and forced into the business as a way to pay of those who took them to the US. They are sex slaves, period.
Ms Spelchek

Boynton Beach, FL

#61 Jan 30, 2010
ricky ticky wrote:
Goping rates
Theatre, two tickets $90:00
pre theatre drinks $25:00
Dinner $100:00
cost $215
Happy ending NOT guaranteed
Spa visit Mamasan $60
Massage "free"
Extras 70-120
total max 180
Happy ending guaranteed unless caught, poxed or rolled.
Stick with dating ........
You mis-spelled groping!

Mcdonough, GA

#62 Jan 31, 2010
You are a complete mess. TOTAL FAIL!
You misspelled spell check.
Then, you told someone that they misspelled a word that makes no sense in that sentence. I think the word they were going for is "going!" Would "Groping rates" make any sense?
Next, you misspelled the word misspell! WTF? But then, I realized that you did this while you were sitting around drunk at two in the morning feeling invincible. I can relate, it happens.

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