All indians have huge ugly noses, that are dispropotionately large for the face.<quoted text>
We have "monkey shaped faces"? Why, because we lack the tall, narrow, blade-shaped, sharp nose you have? Our flat and compact noses can withstand much more blunt force impact than yours. It would be much easier for your fragile noses to get broken in a brawl. Wouldn't that be funny if a monkey had a glass nose like yours. Another monkey would probably break it with one blow.
Indians have faces that are like mass of fecal matter which was hastly slapped together.