Scary and not-so-scary ways to enjoy Halloween in El Paso area

Oct 24, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: El Paso Times

How you celebrate Halloween this year really depends on your idea of fun. Like making the hair on the back of your neck stand up? Then there are a few haunting sites to recommend.

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Dean Wheeler

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I have my own special way of celebrating this day. First, I hang up all sorts of scary images around my house to scare the bejesus out of anyone who comes over. Then I stand at the door, heading out candy to the lovely children of my neighborhood as they come to my door. Finally, after all the Trick-or-Treaters are gone, I close the door, shut off all the lights and strip down, buck naked. Then I sip a few glasses of bourbon, reminiscing about all the goblins and skeletons who have made such an impact on our society. Finally, I watch 3 straight hours of horror movies while lying in bed, still butt naked. As I fall asleep, I look forward to the next year's celebration.
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Dean Wheeler wrote:
I have my own special way of celebrating this day. First, I hang up all sorts of scary images around my house to scare the bejesus out of anyone who comes over. Then I stand at the door, heading out candy to the lovely children of my neighborhood as they come to my door. Finally, after all the Trick-or-Treaters are gone, I close the door, shut off all the lights and strip down, buck naked. Then I sip a few glasses of bourbon, reminiscing about all the goblins and skeletons who have made such an impact on our society. Finally, I watch 3 straight hours of horror movies while lying in bed, still butt naked. As I fall asleep, I look forward to the next year's celebration.
Pleae keep the curtains and doors closed in your El Paso Housing Authority low cost apartment you old azz wrinkled hag.

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