The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face

Michael said he only two plastic surgeries. Judge for yourself.

[kayla]

does he really look like that?

[Reality_Awaits]

Yes.

[HOmOPhoBic SolDier Boi]

Better questions:

Did he MEAN to look like that?
Why do f'loons think he is handsome and sexy if he looks like that?
What's going on inside if that's what he made himself look like on the outside?
What must he look like without the wig, the make-up and the dark glasses? <shudder>

[InDaHouse]

I loved this bit:

"Tracey Orvez took this photo in the parking lot of the Beverly Regent Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. She heard he was there so waited in hopes of seeing him. What a surprize it must have been to see The Mike, making his way to his limo dressed in only blue Jammies with snow flakes and polar bears on them. Always a good look for a star, I say. She asked if she could take his photo and he said sure...as long as she "stood well back".

I can't imagine why.

The publicly decried "third nostril", which appeared after the January plastic surgery (see above photo) that a few took time out of their busy days to write and inform me I was full of shit about, seems to be closing up but has left an obvious scar. The tip, which has been rumored (damn, I'm good) to have died and/or be a puttied-on prothesis looks to be dead tissue and/or a puttied on prothesis. Said Ms. Orvez: "He looked like a ghoul. When I had the picture developed, I was sick. The guy doesn't appear to have a nose."

Well, when you hack away at it for 15 years, that happens. But as my detractors write to me, I just put these vicious "lies" up because I'm "jealous". I am, boy howdy! I'm jealous I don't have whatever it is Mike's on to make his pupils the size of dinner plates. And I would really love some Polar bear and snowflake jammies myself. I wish Tracey mentioned if they had Feets in them or not! It's hell trying to find "fun" jammie feets pajamas when you're a grown up woman. How envious I am that a grown man can! "

[Reality_Awaits]

I thought that lionprint suit looked particularly pajamalike. One wonders what goes on in that mind, if one wants to be the center of the universe like that.

[Jordaniel]

His Tory? More like a mis story!!

[fair_guy]

Hey, give him some life credit folks. There those negroes who walk around screaming "I wish I were white" but never take any steps to make it happen. Michael Jackson not only said, but did it. Going far beyond and off the deepend of the cliff, landing smack in the middle of the Whitewash River...

[fair_guy]

Wait, How many plastic surgeries has Joan "Skeletor" Rivers' had. Reportedly, she's had so many on her face that she cannot even feel herself smile...

[Number1Queen]

Poor Michael I don't think thats what he wanted. Poor guy I would hate to be related to him. Heck I would be afraid to even touch the man lol. But his music will always be the best. I wonder if he ever look at his reflection and say. "Mike what the hell where you thinking"?

[LYRIC]

Oh man...thats looks bad. REAL bad.. :(

[vera1]

Those comparison pics are hilarious lol

Why does the Mr. Potato Head look more normal than Michael?

[C-Bisquit]

Oh give the man a break, he did it for his fans. He got teased and made fun of alot and he felt that people would rather see him in a different light and then he got carried away with it. I feel sorry for him maybe he could find away to reverse and be black again who knows....He's still a legend to me.

[HOmOPhoBic SolDier Boi]

fair_guy wrote:

Wait, How many plastic surgeries has Joan "Skeletor" Rivers' had. Reportedly, she's had so many on her face that she cannot even feel herself smile...

And Mr. My-store-bought-son-smacked-me -in-the-mouth-and-my-lips-expl oded CAN feel his lips?

No matter how many surgeries she's had, at least Joan still has a real -- as opposed to a detachable -- nose. And she's never, EVER lied about it and said she's only had two.

Joan wins.

[HOmOPhoBic SolDier Boi]

C-Bisquit wrote:

Oh give the man a break, he did it for his fans.

Oh, congrats, THAT'S a new one.

[HOmOPhoBic SolDier Boi]

fair_guy wrote:

Hey, give him some life credit folks. There those negroes who walk around screaming "I wish I were white" but never take any steps to make it happen. Michael Jackson not only said, but did it. Going far beyond and off the deepend of the cliff, landing smack in the middle of the Whitewash River...

That's very interesting. Please cite the quote where he claimed he wanted to be white.

I rather suspect his target ghoul was looking like the Crypt Keeper and everyone knows the Crypt Keeper is a lovely shade of Ghoul Gray.

[Thomper UK]

fair_guy wrote:

Wait, How many plastic surgeries has Joan "Skeletor" Rivers' had. Reportedly, she's had so many on her face that she cannot even feel herself smile...

Joan Rivers fully admits how much surger she has had. Fair play to her!

[AKJ]

Enough already!

[Eddy Smega]

Thomper UK wrote:

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Joan Rivers fully admits how much surger she has had. Fair play to her!

Joan cracks me up in that recent GEICO commercial. "I can't feel my face!" LOL!!!

Plastic surgery and all, old gal still looks pretty good for her age.

[Eddy Smega]

What really happened to Michael Jackson's original (black) nose?

I heard it was put in a bottle of formaldehyde and sold at secret auction to a wealthy Jackson's fan.

[Jeri Sparkles]

oh, my.

Im totally against plastic surgery.

:(