The Origins of The Two Fat Vampires

The Origins of The Two Fat Vampires

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Harrowing Tales

Nottingham, UK

#1 Mar 13, 2011
The night before was all a blur
I struggle to recall
I remember seeing her at my bedroom window
And thought: Christ, she must be tall

She was pretty so I asked in
Then I noticed she was standing on thin air
She sank her teeth into my neck
And my memory of the night stops there

The next morning when I woke
I was prostrate on the floor
The Sunlight shining through a crack in the curtain
Had made my skin feel sore

I felt the urge to hide away
To retreat from the oppressive daylight
A hunger was growing deep in me
But would wait for the fall of night

When the Sun did set and the sky was dark
I went out into the streets
In search of the human blood I craved
And a victim on which to feast

I entered the pub and at the bar
Was a gorgeous sexy blonde
But my eyes were drawn to the obese brunette
With enough blood in her to fill a pond

I ordered a drink and smiled at her
With a hungry glint in my eye
Her eyes went wide as if her luck was in
And so I asked her back to mine

She accosted me with a passionate kiss
As soon as we were through my door
I salivated at the thought of all her blood
As our clothes fell upon the floor

Once in the bedroom she dived on me
And rode me on the bed
I sank my teeth into her fleshy breast
Swallowing hungrily as it bled

Within a minute she had stopped moving
And her flesh became less warm
But her body still was full of lovely blood
Which I feasted on until the dawn

At dusk we awoke together
Although still fat she had much slimmed down
But me, after drinking all that blood
I was considerably more round

The two of us ventured out into the night
To quench our bloodthirsty desires
We must have looked an awesome sight
A pair of fat vampires.

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