The terrors of tofu
Jun 4, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The Age
Animals Australia and the Australian Vegetarian Society both say there is evidence that animal welfare concerns are pushing people towards vegetarianism.
#1 Jun 4, 2012
Tofu looks and tastes like fermented rinsed out poo poo.
#2 Jun 4, 2012
Meat looks like part of a decomposing corpse...oh, that's right, it IS a part of a decomposing corpse! I'll take the tofu any day.
“Bowhunting Is Euphoric”
Since: Jan 09
Double Lung em
#5 Jun 4, 2012
That is exactly why coprophagous HAC - Chim Chim - LUMPY loves it SO MUCH.
“I was a Grim Reaper”
Since: Apr 07
But now I take antidepressants
#10 Jun 4, 2012
Tofu feels pain, and should be given equal rights to people. That is my new quest.....
#12 Jun 5, 2012
I'm a meatatarian.
I'll only eat filthy stinking vegetables if they are smothered in meat juices to take away the foul vegetable taste.
#13 Jun 5, 2012
Hope you enjoy your heart attack, colon cancer, obesity, high blood pressure...and/or all of the lovely other health issues in store for you....brought on by your own ignorance.
#14 Jun 5, 2012
G. K. Chesterton
The Logical Vegetarian
You will find me drinking rum,
Like a sailor in a slum,
You will find me drinking beer like a Bavarian
You will find me drinking gin
In the lowest kind of inn
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.
So I cleared the inn of wine,
And I tried to climb the sign,
And I tried to hail the constable as "Marion."
But he said I couldn't speak,
And he bowled me to the Beak
Because I was a Happy Vegetarian.
Oh, I know a Doctor Gluck,
And his nose it had a hook,
And his attitudes were anything but Aryan;
So I gave him all the pork
That I had, upon a fork
Because I am myself a Vegetarian.
I am silent in the Club,
I am silent in the pub.,
I am silent on a bally peak in Darien;
For I stuff away for life
Shoving peas in with a knife,
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.
No more the milk of cows
Shall pollute my private house
Than the milk of the wild mares of the Barbarian
I will stick to port and sherry,
For they are so very, very,
So very, very, very, Vegetarian.
#15 Jun 5, 2012
Pipe down hippy.
I'll live longer than some anaemic malnourished fanatic.
George Harrison - vegan - dead from cancer.
Linda McCartney - vegan - dead from cancer.
The rest of the beetles ALIVE, except for Lennon who died from lead poisoning.
You need good meaty nutrition or you get cancer.
Since: Jan 09
#16 Jun 5, 2012
You can add the higher probability of brain shrinkage to that list for you, Chim Chim.
Actually, in your case it's not "higher probability" it seems to be running it's course.
#19 Jun 5, 2012
We never doubted you, monkey girl.
#20 Nov 22, 2012
only the dead eat the dead.
If you want to eat roadkill it is your right. But thats one right I would be very embarrassed to admit.
Veganism rules from it's
tofu egg salad
seitan roast beef sandwiches
spaghetti and "vegan meat sauce"
and much much more. Do you know why?
Because a vegan diet has no cholesterol which brings up the high blood pressure.
A vegan diet is low fat.
A vegan diet is low sodium to.
#21 Nov 22, 2012
This has been done to death on the "meat is murder forum"
#22 Nov 22, 2012
mmmmm, decomposing corpse ....
#23 Nov 22, 2012
Pipe down yourself, or you'll scare the poor frail sickly little critters away.
#24 Nov 22, 2012
So you're a fan of "The Walking Dead", huh ?
Have you been eating road kill ? You should just kill your own like I do. Then the meat is really fresh.
#25 Nov 22, 2012
All true, and there are more and more people in the world becoming better informed and learning these facts.Also, films like 'Forks Over Knives','Food Matters','The Future of Food' and 'Earthlings' have opened the eyes, minds and hearts of many who watched them. There is definitely an awakening taking place throughout the world. The 'trolls'who infest topix have no concept of reality or what rational minded people know.
#26 Nov 22, 2012
Yes, particularly the fact that most ARAs are total lunatics.
Translation: Some suckers have been taken in by this ludicrous propaganda that panders to emotional losers.
Absolutely. Freedom loving people the world over are rejecting the fascist garbage preached by ARA cult members.
No need to remind us that you and your ARA cronies are irrational buffoons.
#27 Nov 22, 2012
and as ALWAYS ^^another Major FAIL and too stupid to stop itself from repeated self humiliation^^
You are such a pathetic, worthless PoS. You spend every day, including HOLIDAYS,humiliating your impotent self. Get lost you pathetic, spineless,witless slob.
Oh, don't worry, we all know you won't go anywhere because like all spineless, witless, dlckless SELF HUMILIATING slobs, you lack PRIDE, DIGNITY, INTELLIGENCE and a sack...and you WILL prove this FACT in 10..9..8..7..6...
I will continue telling you what a major FAIL you are, you pathetic, impotent self humiliating PoS troll..
#28 Nov 22, 2012
[QUOTE who="HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS
The 'trolls'who infest topix have no concept of reality or what rational minded people know.[/QUOTE]
Like the reality that our teeth and digestive tract are the teeth and digestive tract of an omnivore. Like the reality that mankind was designed, and is meant to eat both meat AND vegetable matter.
#29 Nov 22, 2012
WRONG as always, stupid, stupid TROLL.
Comparative Anatomy of Eating:
Carnivore Reduced to allow wide mouth gape
Carnivore Angle not expanded
Herbivore Expanded angle
Omnivore Angle not expanded
Human Expanded angle
Jaw Joint Location
Carnivore On same plane as molar teeth
Herbivore Above the plane of the molars
Omnivore On same plane as molar teeth
Human Above the plane of the molars
Carnivore Shearing; minimal side-to-side motion
Herbivore No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back
Omnivore Shearing; minimal side-to-side
Human No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back
Major Jaw Muscles
Herbivore Masseter and pterygoids
Human Masseter and pterygoids
Mouth Opening vs. Head Size
Carnivore Short and pointed
Herbivore Broad, flattened and spade shaped
Omnivore Short and pointed
Human Broad, flattened and spade shaped
Carnivore Long, sharp and curved
Herbivore Dull and short or long (for defense), or none
Omnivore Long, sharp and curved
Human Short and blunted
Carnivore Sharp, jagged and blade shaped
Herbivore Flattened with cusps vs complex surface
Omnivore Sharp blades and/or flattened
Human Flattened with nodular cusps
Carnivore None; swallows food whole
Herbivore Extensive chewing necessary
Omnivore Swallows food whole and/or simple crushing
Human Extensive chewing necessary
Carnivore No digestive enzymes
Herbivore Carbohydrate digesting enzymes
Omnivore No digestive enzymes
Human Carbohydrate digesting enzymes
Herbivore Simple or multiple chambers
Carnivore Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach
Herbivore pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach
Omnivore Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach
Human pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach
Carnivore 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract
Herbivore Less than 30% of total volume of digestive tract
Omnivore 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract
Human 21% to 27% of total volume of digestive tract
Length of Small Intestine
Carnivore 3 to 6 times body length
Herbivore 10 to more than 12 times body length
Omnivore 4 to 6 times body length
Human 10 to 11 times body length
Carnivore Simple, short and smooth
Herbivore Long, complex; may be sacculated
Omnivore Simple, short and smooth
Human Long, sacculated
Carnivore Can detoxify vitamin A
Herbivore Cannot detoxify vitamin A
Omnivore Can detoxify vitamin A
Human Cannot detoxify vitamin A
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