First Annual Screwball Topix Awards

First Annual Screwball Topix Awards

Posted in the Albuquerque Forum

“I Am No One To Be Trifled With”

Since: Jun 09

Dread Pirate Roberts

#1 Dec 11, 2012
Okay...come up with an award and nominate someone...

Be funny but please try to stay respectful...

First award in the category of unlimited names...

Unlimited Name Award goes to...

santa fe...er...oh...um...well...jus t santa fe...

“I Am No One To Be Trifled With”

Since: Jun 09

Dread Pirate Roberts

#2 Dec 12, 2012
Next award in the category of most "colorful" posts with bad words:

Speak No Evil Award goes to...

dpb
dpb

Westcliffe, CO

#3 Dec 12, 2012
Most pernicious award goes to pawn posing as a knight.
Hagar

Albuquerque, NM

#4 Dec 12, 2012
dpb wrote:
Most pernicious award goes to pawn posing as a knight.
A Miracle Has Occurred! dpb posted w/o vulgarity.

“I Am No One To Be Trifled With”

Since: Jun 09

Dread Pirate Roberts

#5 Dec 13, 2012
dpb wrote:
Most pernicious award goes to pawn posing as a knight.
Should I make my acceptance speech now?
dpb

Westcliffe, CO

#6 Dec 13, 2012
Humm, to dispel hagar's on-going myth regarding "miracles" (which are mythical of course) fk, shi-, pi$$ & damn. LMAO And yes, pawn posing as a knight, you should make a speech accepting your insanity and rejecting the mythology you base your BS upon in your posts. LMAO ;>)

“US Navy”

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#7 Dec 13, 2012
Hagar wrote:
<quoted text>A Miracle Has Occurred! dpb posted w/o vulgarity.
Didn't take long for that to end huh? Apparently his last anal probe didn't hit his prostate correctly so he's back to his normal angry self.
dpb

Westcliffe, CO

#8 Dec 13, 2012
Get off your "high horse" cd and recognize the humor. Your blind dislike just skews/obscuers your view -- you should occasionally take your blinders off. <large grin> Posibly a satisfying bowl movement might help? LMFAO

“I Am No One To Be Trifled With”

Since: Jun 09

Dread Pirate Roberts

#9 Dec 13, 2012
dpb wrote:
Get off your "high horse" cd and recognize the humor. Your blind dislike just skews/obscuers your view -- you should occasionally take your blinders off. <large grin> Posibly a satisfying bowl movement might help? LMFAO
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/~bgzimmer/sc...

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