Hate The Game, Not The Playa.

Hate The Game, Not The Playa.

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“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#1 Sep 8, 2010
Just saying is all.

“I ain't afraid of no ghosts.”

Since: Aug 08

Dear old mucky Drasnia

#2 Sep 8, 2010
JosephOne wrote:
Just saying is all.
So you admit that which is readily apparent; that you engage in broad generalized hate, and not individual-specific anger?

“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#3 Sep 8, 2010
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_game

The How To Lose Less
Winning the game is impossible, as has already been established. The only thing that you can do in order to save your soul from eternal damnation is to make other people lose more. The most obvious way to do this is to say something silly like, "I lost the Game"; but that's boring, dull and soon gets repetetive. The best players are the ones who can think of the most imaginative way of making other lose, like:

There are unconfirmed reports of there being a special patch for the one who has come up with the most imaginative way of making someone else lose.

For veterans the game has begun to be less about yourself losing but more of the sad soul who you are making lose and the best way to do this is by puns.

The simplicity of the loss on the losers part is often more infuriating in this way.

Telling someone a really long story, which in fact has no relivance to anything, only to have it end with the line, "I just lost the game".

“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#4 Sep 8, 2010
Winning the game
Jenson Button won the game on Sunday 28th March 2010, after Lewis Hamilton lost the game in an unnecessary pitstop. Schumacher no longer has any chance of winning the game, as he has won it so many times before.

Winning the game can only be achieved at high speeds, where the memory of the game flies behind you and hits someone in the face. Astronauts are often thought to have won the game, but have been going so fast that they cannot remember. These are similar symptoms to those of swine flu, and anyone but Jenson Button and Buzz Aldrin should contact a doctor.

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