In Whose Palm Do You Place Your Heart?

In Whose Palm Do You Place Your Heart?

Created by Thomas on Sep 25, 2012

34 votes

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Mohammad

Obama

Mammon

My Own Ego

Food stamps

satan

Madonna

Michelle O'Bama

Liberal Elites

THOU ART THE CHRIST, THE SON OF THE LIVING GOD

another

Santa Fe, NM

#1 Sep 25, 2012
inane phony poll.
twin

Albuquerque, NM

#2 Sep 25, 2012
Possibilities:

Thomas had to place his finger into the palm of Christ.

Addiction places us in the palm of Satan.

Mammon and and Madonna place us in in palm of ignorance.

Michelle Obama places us in the palm of progressive cafeteria nightmares.

The Liberal Elites and our own egos place us in that Ninth Circle of Betrayal that can only be described as : "Superbium Initium Omnis Pecatti."

As far as Mohammad goes: " By their fruits you shall know them."
twin

Albuquerque, NM

#3 Sep 25, 2012
another wrote:
inane phony poll.
In between serious brain embolisms you lunge for your keyboard in order to attempt to slime that thought which you cannot attempt to emulate on an intellectual or philosophical level.

We understand that you do these deeds in complete obedience to your spam obsessed Lie-Meister, Obama.

We do not hold you culpable for your invincible ignorance, we only pray the the barnyard cat munge of your foolish thought will not harm the innocent.
twin

Albuquerque, NM

#4 Sep 25, 2012
another wrote:
inane phony poll.

As we understand the biblical admonition," Throw not pearls before swine," we know also that there cannot be any near term shortage of bacon with you still posting.
naah

Santa Fe, NM

#5 Sep 25, 2012
twin wrote:
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you are just a slanderous crackpot with a thesaurus talking to yourself.

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#7 Sep 25, 2012
My wife is the only person who is allowed to touch any of my body organs. But she likes to touch an organ other than my heart, and she touches it very, very well.
dunce

Albuquerque, NM

#8 Sep 25, 2012
naah wrote:
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you are just a slanderous crackpot with a thesaurus talking to yourself.


Just because you are stupid does not make you right.

Just because you glorify yourself as the poster boy/poster lesbian of the left, that does not make what you say to be true.

Your radical Islamic/homosexualist bullying will fall as short as did Hitler at Stalingrad.

It will shrink with as much short shrift as history gives the to murder of the 13 million Kulaks by the communists in 1933.

Welcome to your brave new world, O brilliance of OWS!

Sans Culottes! Sans Grey matter!

What does it matter! We support OBama! Obama Uber Alles!
Yeah

Santa Fe, NM

#9 Sep 26, 2012
dunce wrote:
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insane - that is the only logical explanation.

Thomas, tell your dunce self to get help.
El troll de la forum

Albuquerque, NM

#10 Sep 26, 2012
Lobo Viejo wrote:
My wife is the only person who is allowed to touch any of my body organs. But she likes to touch an organ other than my heart, and she touches it very, very well.
how much does she charge... you?
El troll de la forum

Albuquerque, NM

#11 Sep 26, 2012
Let's just say I place my sack in the palm of my massage therapist while she has her other palm wrapped around another part of my body. It's a nice arangement.

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#12 Sep 26, 2012
El troll de la forum wrote:
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how much does she charge... you?
Dude, the best things in life are free.
El troll de la forum

Albuquerque, NM

#13 Sep 27, 2012
Lobo Viejo wrote:
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Dude, the best things in life are free.
Marriage is never free, there's always a price to pay.

“More Brains Than .....”

Since: Sep 11

..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#14 Sep 27, 2012
Just the other day I put my hearton Rosie's palm.

Since: Jun 08

Atrisco Village

#15 Sep 27, 2012
My heart is in good condition, but if it had to be in someone's palm, it would the palm of a competent cardiac surgeon in a sterile environment. Thanks for asking.
dunce

Albuquerque, NM

#16 Sep 27, 2012
twin wrote:
<quoted text>
In between serious brain embolisms you lunge for your keyboard in order to attempt to slime that thought which you cannot attempt to emulate on an intellectual or philosophical level.
We understand that you do these deeds in complete obedience to your spam obsessed Lie-Meister, Obama.
We do not hold you culpable for your invincible ignorance, we only pray the the barnyard cat munge of your foolish thought will not harm the innocent.
Brilliant!

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#17 Sep 27, 2012
El troll de la forum wrote:
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Marriage is never free, there's always a price to pay.
It's not a price that has to be paid, it's being a good husband and father, and doing your share of what it takes to make a good life for your family. Great sex is just a natural consequence of all this goodness.
Look

Santa Fe, NM

#18 Sep 28, 2012
dunce wrote:
<quoted text>Brilliant!
at him pat himself on the back! mental case.
Truth Makes You Free

AOL

#19 Sep 28, 2012
Mammon, "riches, avarice, worldly wealth". I would say your boy Willard "Mitt" Romney, and most Americans are up there at the altar. If you spell it Mamon, with only 1 "m", then Mamon means
'sucker' in the Castillian Spanish language. The poll is ludicrous. It took Emperor Constantine's coercion, in 325 AD, at Nicaea, Turkey, to force the diverse Christian sects to forcibly "believe" that Y'shuah bar Yoseph ("Jesus") was a Divinity.
It was then that the "Apostles' Creed" was also forced upon all Christians, which asserted that Jesus was divine, and that THE ONLY TRUE CHURCH (emphasis added) was the Roman Catholic Apostolic Church. Since that time, many Christians have conveniently separated themselves from the dogma of the Apostles Creed and believe that Jesus is a divinity, but deny that the only true church is the Roman Catholic Apostolic Church. On closing, didn't JESUS say that it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven? How is THAT reconciled by Latter-Day Mammonists?

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