“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93506 Apr 25, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh? And just what is THAT supposed to mean? Hmmmm?
Mrs. Chix, have that chicken get a grip!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93507 Apr 25, 2013
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
Everything between myself & Mr. Maxwell House was fine, just fine, until "somebody" (I suspect Frmr) tipped-off the imposing Mrs. House, and she confronted me & Mr. House that day, as we were romantically sharing hand-tossed pizza at Luigi's.
From there, everything slid rapidly down-hill, and I even got stuck with the bill, for the pizza, and Luigi wouldn't make a "deal".
I think it was Mrs House's PI that tipped off Mrs House.
I would stay away from that hand tossed pizza from Luigi's.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93508 Apr 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You must be referring to that chicken being too drunk to remember.
Um, well, yes.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93509 Apr 25, 2013
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, that's okay, I'm not worried.
I'm fully-confident that Mr. & Mrs. Chix will take me in, and see to it that I can play the Bingo, in the Bingo Room they're going to build-on, to the Palace.
It helps a lot that I'm good friends with the portraits.
Get used to disappointment, Kootzia.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93510 Apr 25, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, have that chicken get a grip!
A grip on WHAT?!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93511 Apr 26, 2013
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
I am not either a "chunky monkey", on the contrary, there's just more of me to love.
Hey, what's this I hear about the piglet seeking an annulment?
I'll never agree to that, and as soon as I get back from Bingolia, draped in riches, that porker will sing another tune.
I need to talk to Mr. Chix, and pronto.
If you went from 11 ounces to 77 ounces, you are a "chunky monkey", alright.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93512 Apr 26, 2013
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
Nuts to that observation, and have your husband text me.
I intend to contest this alleged 'annulment', and I want a good lawyer, who doesn't charge much.
By the way, I'm having a fabulous time, here in Bingolia, and have so far visited Mount Bingo, and the Bingo Caverns.
I intend to visit every historical site in this great Country.
Tell my porky little husband I said "Hey".
I am glad you are having a good time, Kootzia.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93513 Apr 26, 2013
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
You're not being very supportive in my quest to re-unite with your son, and get rid of his foolish delusions about me not being a 'good wife'.
Hah, I'd like to see him do better Mrs. Chix.
I'm the best thing that ever happened to that little pork-chop, and be sure to tell him I said, "Hey".
How much does that Chicken charge for a case like this, ask him.
Piglet has my total support, Kootzia.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93514 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I never said I was going to Bingolia. Why can't I feel sorry for Kootzia?
You can feel sorry for anyone you want, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93515 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Kootzia, it is your carefree ways that always seem not to include your soon to be Ex Husband, the piglet that have led to this. I don't know that by the time you decide to return that you will be welcome in the Tree House or the Kingdom. Maybe if you want to save your marriage you should hurry home and start marriage counseling with Chix, if it is NOT to late.
I wonder if she (Kootzia) even remembers Piglet's name?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93516 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course Mrs. Chix isn't being supportive of you, she wants the piglet to leave you permanently. Don't you realize that your soon to be EX MIL doesn't like you?
I support my son and that is the way it should be!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93517 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You never liked Kootzia. You will never be happy with any woman the piglet chooses.
When Piglet finds a nice girl, I will be delighted!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93518 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Gee MRs. Chix, somebody has to have empathy for Kootzia.
Oh, be my guest!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93519 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't say I wanted to be Kootzia's BFF, but I do feel sorry for her. I can't help it if my heart is made of marshmallow cream.
It is OK with me if you want to feel sorry for Kootzia, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93520 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>AHa! Sure! I doubt it! You are never going to be happy with any girl that piglet finds. Kootzia and piglet's relationship was doomed from the start.
Why are you always so negative, Frmr? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93521 Apr 26, 2013
Kootzia wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't need no steenkink "marriage counseling"; I'm fine the way I am.
The piglet should get hypnosis, to cure him of his resentment.
Only after he's been successfully hypnotized into submission will I consent to consider a reconciliation.
You won't get any support for that, Kootzia.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93522 Apr 26, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Your heart is filled with thumb-tacks.
Well put, Dear!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93523 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You have a heart made of granite. Probably where the tiles at the Palace came from.
Only towards you, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93524 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Kootzia, you may as well consider yourself gone! The piglet has done nothing wrong, all he wanted was you to be home, and a loving wife. He never stifled your creativity. You will regret not getting marriage counseling. You will soon find yourself like before, never knowing where you will lay your head down, never having anyone truly care.
And it is all Kootzia's own doing.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93525 Apr 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>IMO, you are an overprotective mother, and wife too. I understand your desire to protect the piglet, but why that chicken?
Whaddya mean " but why that chicken?"? He is my husband, Frmr.

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