“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88454 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I thought my bookie's name was Benny.
Do you mean Benny, Chix's cousin? Oooh, it is no wonder that you had to turn to Chix. Benny was so delicious, that I will always savor the thought. Chix should look more like Benny.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88455 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Which is quite a bit, considering you are only a foot and a half tall!
SO? I am still petite at 666 pounds. I wear a petite size 66XS dress.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88456 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hmmm, Chix on a dinner plate!
You would.
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#88457 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well the same goes for your youth chicken. You haven't seen it for quite some time. I happen to be a very slender 666 pounds.
That's actually 999 pounds, you just turned the numbers upside-down, in an effort to appear wraith-like.
You need therapy more than the alligators & the babies combined.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88458 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Do you mean Benny, Chix's cousin? Oooh, it is no wonder that you had to turn to Chix. Benny was so delicious, that I will always savor the thought. Chix should look more like Benny.
No, not that Benny.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88459 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>SO? I am still petite at 666 pounds. I wear a petite size 66XS dress.
Where? On your little finger?
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#88460 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oopsie! I didn't mean to leave them (goldfish)in your cocktail that long!
The merciful, practical thing to do, Darling, is to return them drunken gold fish to their happy home in the soothing waters of the Sea Of Cortez.
I know them gold fish miss dey mammys.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88461 Feb 17, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That's actually 999 pounds, you just turned the numbers upside-down, in an effort to appear wraith-like.
You need therapy more than the alligators & the babies combined.
FIBBER! I don't weigh 999 pounds. I have lost a lot of weight and slimmed down to 666 pounds. Of course anybody over 6 pounds standing next to you would appear obese.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88462 Feb 17, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
The merciful, practical thing to do, Darling, is to return them drunken gold fish to their happy home in the soothing waters of the Sea Of Cortez.
I know them gold fish miss dey mammys.
I agree, Dear.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88463 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You would.
If only CHix was more like Benny. Gosh Mrs. Chix, I sure do miss Benny. Does Chix have any more relatives on Benny's side of the family?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88464 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No, not that Benny.
Oooh, are you fibbing? Well is Benny your bookie a chicken? Is he plump like Benny was? Hurry! Need to know.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88465 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>If only CHix was more like Benny. Gosh Mrs. Chix, I sure do miss Benny. Does Chix have any more relatives on Benny's side of the family?
I am not tellink you anything about Chix's relatives!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88466 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oooh, are you fibbing? Well is Benny your bookie a chicken? Is he plump like Benny was? Hurry! Need to know.
No, Benny wasn't a chicken, except in his heart. He scared easily.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88467 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Where? On your little finger?
Don't be jealous Mrs. Chix. My ring finger is a very petite size 11XXL.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88468 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I am not tellink you anything about Chix's relatives!
Well MRs. Chix it isn't nice to keep pertinent information from me. How am I going to know which of that chicken's relatives is plump like Benny was?
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#88469 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No, Benny wasn't a chicken, except in his heart. He scared easily.
Well, if Benny wasn't a chicken, who's my dead cousin?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88470 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No, Benny wasn't a chicken, except in his heart. He scared easily.
So who scared Benny? Was it you? Did yo threaten him like you do me?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88471 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Don't be jealous Mrs. Chix. My ring finger is a very petite size 11XXL.
I'm not jealous. You look like a little red bowling ball.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88472 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well MRs. Chix it isn't nice to keep pertinent information from me. How am I going to know which of that chicken's relatives is plump like Benny was?
How indeed? <G>

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88473 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>So who scared Benny? Was it you? Did yo threaten him like you do me?
Everyone scared Benny.

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