“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87654 Feb 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, I do not have moths in my brown hair, I have nits. How many times have I tole you that the nits live in my hair. They are very pleasant, and quiet.
Oh. So, you have moths and nits in your red hair. OK.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87655 Feb 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Go ahead Mrs. Chix, throw the "Frmr Dictionary" int he fireplace. KABOOM! See, I had the covers all soaked with nitro, just in case you got a funny idea about burning my dictionary.
Excellent! Now we won't have to use any kindling to start our fires in the Great Hearth!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87656 Feb 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Whatever do you mean, Frmr? Hmmmm?
That chicken wanted me to meet him by the Old Well, close to midnight, and to go alone. HA! That chicken was hoping to have the opportunity to throw me into the Old Well, and then pull the bucket up, so I would have no way out.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87657 Feb 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
How right you are, Darling.
In fact, I should gift-wrap a bunch of them Alibi Books, and send them to the United States Supreme Court Justices.
They could probably use them more than about anybody.
I'd send the package C.O.D., of course.
Of course. Excellent idea, Dear!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87658 Feb 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh. So, you have moths and nits in your red hair. OK.
Nope, no moths, they all reside in Chix's chicken suits. I only have nits, first cousins to the Cooties.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87659 Feb 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That chicken wanted me to meet him by the Old Well, close to midnight, and to go alone. HA! That chicken was hoping to have the opportunity to throw me into the Old Well, and then pull the bucket up, so I would have no way out.
Frmr! You can't prove that!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87660 Feb 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nope, no moths, they all reside in Chix's chicken suits. I only have nits, first cousins to the Cooties.
Cousins 666 times removed, maybe!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87661 Feb 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Frmr! You can't prove that!
HA! That chicken was up to no good, and you know it. You were probably in on it too.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87662 Feb 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Cousins 666 times removed, maybe!
NO, they are first cousins, just ask the Cooties.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87663 Feb 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! That chicken was up to no good, and you know it. You were probably in on it too.
In on what, Frmr? Hmmm? I am just here making Piglet some fresh watercress sandwiches. How could that possibly be bad? Don't you want Piglet to be as round as possible? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87664 Feb 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO, they are first cousins, just ask the Cooties.
Alright.
Cooties, are you first cousins with the nits? Hmmmm?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87665 Feb 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>In on what, Frmr? Hmmm? I am just here making Piglet some fresh watercress sandwiches. How could that possibly be bad? Don't you want Piglet to be as round as possible? Hmmm?
HA! You knew about Chix's plan to throw me into the Old Well, don't deny it Mrs. Chix.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#87666 Feb 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>In on what, Frmr? Hmmm? I am just here making Piglet some fresh watercress sandwiches. How could that possibly be bad? Don't you want Piglet to be as round as possible? Hmmm?
(Proudly)

There!
That's a perfect example of the Power Of One Of my Alibis!
No one would ever challenge my wife, if she says she was tending to the piglet.
The BBOA has thousands more equally convincing falsehoods, I mean, alibis, that are within the reach of any eager buyer.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87667 Feb 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! You knew about Chix's plan to throw me into the Old Well, don't deny it Mrs. Chix.
No, I didn't, Frmr. Chix just said he was going for an after dinner stroll.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87668 Feb 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(Proudly)
There!
That's a perfect example of the Power Of One Of my Alibis!
No one would ever challenge my wife, if she says she was tending to the piglet.
The BBOA has thousands more equally convincing falsehoods, I mean, alibis, that are within the reach of any eager buyer.
Hmm, is there an alibi for when a chicken disappears, and turns up on my plate as dinner?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87669 Feb 7, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(Proudly)
There!
That's a perfect example of the Power Of One Of my Alibis!
No one would ever challenge my wife, if she says she was tending to the piglet.
The BBOA has thousands more equally convincing falsehoods, I mean, alibis, that are within the reach of any eager buyer.
Careful, Dear. Don't say falsehoods!
And I really AM making Piglet some fresh watercress sandwiches!
Piglet Von Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#87670 Feb 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>In on what, Frmr? Hmmm? I am just here making Piglet some fresh watercress sandwiches. How could that possibly be bad? Don't you want Piglet to be as round as possible? Hmmm?
(troubled)

Mom!
I'm here, in the kitchen nook, waiting for my watercress sandwiches, but I don't see you or them, and the kitchen light is out, Mom.
Are you using me, your own Adopted Son, as an alibi?
Are you off, playing at the bingo, with my wife, Kootzia?
I'm hungry, Mom, and I wanted them watercress sandwiches that you said you were making me.
Waaah!
Waaah!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87671 Feb 7, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No, I didn't, Frmr. Chix just said he was going for an after dinner stroll.
HAR! HAR! Did you get that alibi from Chix's book?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87672 Feb 7, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hmm, is there an alibi for when a chicken disappears, and turns up on my plate as dinner?
NO! No, Frmr, NO!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87673 Feb 7, 2013
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(troubled)
Mom!
I'm here, in the kitchen nook, waiting for my watercress sandwiches, but I don't see you or them, and the kitchen light is out, Mom.
Are you using me, your own Adopted Son, as an alibi?
Are you off, playing at the bingo, with my wife, Kootzia?
I'm hungry, Mom, and I wanted them watercress sandwiches that you said you were making me.
Waaah!
Waaah!
Piglet, my sweet, sweet boy, I am here in the cooler next to the pantry. I am stacking sandwich upon sandwich, just to keep you and your little tummy happy! Just open the walk-in cooler door and help yourself to all of the sandwiches you want!

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