Unicorns

Albuquerque, NM

#87413 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well either the Unicorns or Mrs. Chix!
We aren't admitting to anything whatsoever.
Besides, we bought a bunch of real-good alibis, from Mr. Chix.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87414 Feb 3, 2013
Unicorns wrote:
<quoted text>
We aren't admitting to anything whatsoever.
Besides, we bought a bunch of real-good alibis, from Mr. Chix.
Ah HA! So you are the culprits who have been pilfering everything. Have you been taking lessons from Taco?
Cooties

Albuquerque, NM

#87415 Feb 3, 2013
Unicorns wrote:
<quoted text>
We aren't admitting to anything whatsoever.
Besides, we bought a bunch of real-good alibis, from Mr. Chix.
Do you, Unicorns, or do you not have approx. 171,000 gleaming tricycles?
What about our flip-flops?
Yer in BIG TROUBLE, Unicorns, if Chix gets a warrant, and searches your imaginary stable, and discovers our missing property.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87416 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, I wanted to be nekked, on the clocks, but Wal Mart legal contacted Sweetie & just said, "No, no, no."
If I had been (nekked), Wal Mart would have certainly doubled sales, world-wide, to lonely housewives everywhere.
Has Frmr bought one of my clocks yet?
You should find out, because if not, I'll supply her with one (clock) for only eleven-ty million dollars, a very fair price, because 1 AA battery is included. although the clock needs 2.
Your clocks are flying off the shelves, Dearest! What woman wouldn't want a picture of a handsome Chicken in their kitchens?
Your price is a bit steep, tho, Dear. Maybe you should include two batteries instead of one. Batteries included would be a good business move, I think.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87417 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Knowing that my incredibly handsome clock needs 2 batteries, I think that me even giving her 1 of the 2 was impressively generous of me.
Strangely, I am missing several pairs of socks; my striped ones & the ones you gave me, with skulls on them.
I feel that to find Frmr is to find my missing socks.
Right now, I can't wear my flippers.
Yes, but * Batteries included is a good sales gimmick. Try it.
I don't know where your socks could be! Let me go to the Palace Laundry to see if they might still be in the dryer. If not, I will go buy you some new ones (socks).
You must be able to wear your flippers!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87418 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix are you trying to be subtle about getting me to move out of my Hollow? Because if you are, it isn't working, you are just giving me nightmares with everything Chix.
I am only interested in beautifying your kitchen, Frmr. Lots of red and lots of Chickens (all portraits of Chix).

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87419 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't have your socks chicken. NO! All you did was torment me by putting that clock up with your picture on it. NIGHTMARES!!
You have to admit, it is one handsome clock!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87420 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Do me no favors Mrs. Chix. My kitchen was just fine before you took it upon yourself to turn my kitchen into a shrine for that chicken.
Ahhh, but, your kitchen is much nicer now. Everywhere you turn, there's Chix!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87421 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I could paint the table red, that would give the kitchen a red accent minus the chicken.
A red Chix tablecloth! What a fine idea! I will see what I can do!

9996

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87422 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NOOOOOOOO! I can't take another image of that chicken. PLEASE!!!
Frmr, you NEED a life-size genuine tin cutout of Chix in that empty part of the kitchen. It would be the crowning glory of your kitchen!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87423 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(crying bitter-ly)
I'm not 'myself', without my flippers, and how will they stay on without my socks?
Find out for me, does Frmr have my socks, and if so, Darling, make her give them (socks) back, so I can wear my flippers.
Where's the Patron?
I am going to go buy you some new socks now, Dear. Then you can wear your flippers all you want.
You have a Patron cocktail in your claw, Dear.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87424 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I can't give you back your socks because I don't have them. Another excuse for Patron, I see!
Then, where are they (socks)?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87425 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Red yes, but no pictures or images of that chicken!
It HAS to have Chix on it, Frmr. It just HAS to!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87426 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not have Chix's socks, or the Cooties' flip flops
I don't believe you for a minute, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87427 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(pleased)
Well, that's fine, Darling, just fine, and thank-ee.
There's just one problem now.
I can't find my flippers, and what are skull socks, without my flippers?
Naturally, I suspect Frmr, as the flipper filcher.
Go look, Dearest, and see if Frmr is wearing my flippers.
I just bet she is (wearing my flippers).
I washed your flippers, Dear. They are hanging in the closet next to your business Chicken suit.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87428 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't have your stoopid flippers chicken!
Did you take Chix's flippers out of the closet? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87429 Feb 4, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
(utterly hysterical)
Frmr has our flip-flops?
We've been searching everywhere, because we can't go to the beach, without our flip-flops, and frolic.
We're missing roughly 171,000 pairs of flip-flops, and are dismayed to think that Frmr "may" have taken them, and for what?
Them flip-flops had better not show-up over to the Black Market, or we'll know that Frmr's been to see Chewie.
Yep. Frmr has your flip flops. Che is a collector of things like buttons and flip flops and now Chix's socks.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87430 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(pleased)
Well, that's fine, Darling, just fine, and thank-ee.
There's just one problem now.
I can't find my flippers, and what are skull socks, without my flippers?
Naturally, I suspect Frmr, as the flipper filcher.
Go look, Dearest, and see if Frmr is wearing my flippers.
I just bet she is (wearing my flippers).
Let me run to the Mall real quick and buy you another pair of flippers at Flippers R Us. Back in a flash!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87431 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix is fibbing, or maybe just a wee bit to much MMJello. I do not have your flip flops, I would not take them from you.
Fibber! You have the Cooties many flip flops, Chix's socks and now, Chix's flippers. Maybe.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87432 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't have your stoopid flippers chicken!
Are you fibbing again, Frmr? Chix's flippers had better still be in the closet!

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