“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87393 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No no no, Frmr. I am just trying to dress up your dull, drab kitchen.(And make it (kitchen) a little shrine to Chix!)
Do me no favors Mrs. Chix. My kitchen was just fine before you took it upon yourself to turn my kitchen into a shrine for that chicken.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87394 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Do me no favors Mrs. Chix. My kitchen was just fine before you took it upon yourself to turn my kitchen into a shrine for that chicken.
But look how nice you kitchen looks! Look at all of the red accents! You will thank us later.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87395 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>But look how nice you kitchen looks! Look at all of the red accents! You will thank us later.
I could paint the table red, that would give the kitchen a red accent minus the chicken.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87396 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Do me no favors Mrs. Chix. My kitchen was just fine before you took it upon yourself to turn my kitchen into a shrine for that chicken.
Tomorrow morning, bright and early, I will have rats bring over the genuine tin life-sized cutout of Chix for your empty space in the kitchen. You'll love it!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87397 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Tomorrow morning, bright and early, I will have rats bring over the genuine tin life-sized cutout of Chix for your empty space in the kitchen. You'll love it!
NOOOOOOOO! I can't take another image of that chicken. PLEASE!!!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#87398 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, that was very generous of you, Dear.
Missing socks?! Oh no!I will have everyone search the Palace for them! In the mean time, I will go to the Mall (real quick like) and get you some new socks! You MUST be able to wear your flippers!
(crying bitter-ly)

I'm not 'myself', without my flippers, and how will they stay on without my socks?
Find out for me, does Frmr have my socks, and if so, Darling, make her give them (socks) back, so I can wear my flippers.
Where's the Patron?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87399 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I could paint the table red, that would give the kitchen a red accent minus the chicken.
But, that would be so dull and uninspired, Frmr. Hmmmm, Maybe we will see about a red Chix tablecloth next for you.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87400 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(crying bitter-ly)
I'm not 'myself', without my flippers, and how will they stay on without my socks?
Find out for me, does Frmr have my socks, and if so, Darling, make her give them (socks) back, so I can wear my flippers.
Where's the Patron?
(out of breath)
I am back from the Mall, Dear, and I have you some new stripped and skull socks, just so you can wear your flippers!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87401 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(crying bitter-ly)
I'm not 'myself', without my flippers, and how will they stay on without my socks?
Find out for me, does Frmr have my socks, and if so, Darling, make her give them (socks) back, so I can wear my flippers.
Where's the Patron?
The Patron is where it always is, Dear, it is on the cocktail cart.
Cocktail?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87402 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(crying bitter-ly)
I'm not 'myself', without my flippers, and how will they stay on without my socks?
Find out for me, does Frmr have my socks, and if so, Darling, make her give them (socks) back, so I can wear my flippers.
Where's the Patron?
I can't give you back your socks because I don't have them. Another excuse for Patron, I see!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87403 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I can't give you back your socks because I don't have them. Another excuse for Patron, I see!
You probably do have his (Chix) socks. You like to collect little mementos of everyone. Like your collection of the Cooties' flip flops.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87404 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>But, that would be so dull and uninspired, Frmr. Hmmmm, Maybe we will see about a red Chix tablecloth next for you.
Red yes, but no pictures or images of that chicken!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87405 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You probably do have his (Chix) socks. You like to collect little mementos of everyone. Like your collection of the Cooties' flip flops.
I do not have Chix's socks, or the Cooties' flip flops
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#87406 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>(out of breath)
I am back from the Mall, Dear, and I have you some new stripped and skull socks, just so you can wear your flippers!
(pleased)
Well, that's fine, Darling, just fine, and thank-ee.
There's just one problem now.
I can't find my flippers, and what are skull socks, without my flippers?
Naturally, I suspect Frmr, as the flipper filcher.
Go look, Dearest, and see if Frmr is wearing my flippers.
I just bet she is (wearing my flippers).

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87407 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(pleased)
Well, that's fine, Darling, just fine, and thank-ee.
There's just one problem now.
I can't find my flippers, and what are skull socks, without my flippers?
Naturally, I suspect Frmr, as the flipper filcher.
Go look, Dearest, and see if Frmr is wearing my flippers.
I just bet she is (wearing my flippers).
I don't have your stoopid flippers chicken!
Cooties

Albuquerque, NM

#87408 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You probably do have his (Chix) socks. You like to collect little mementos of everyone. Like your collection of the Cooties' flip flops.
(utterly hysterical)

Frmr has our flip-flops?
We've been searching everywhere, because we can't go to the beach, without our flip-flops, and frolic.
We're missing roughly 171,000 pairs of flip-flops, and are dismayed to think that Frmr "may" have taken them, and for what?
Them flip-flops had better not show-up over to the Black Market, or we'll know that Frmr's been to see Chewie.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87409 Feb 3, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
(utterly hysterical)
Frmr has our flip-flops?
We've been searching everywhere, because we can't go to the beach, without our flip-flops, and frolic.
We're missing roughly 171,000 pairs of flip-flops, and are dismayed to think that Frmr "may" have taken them, and for what?
Them flip-flops had better not show-up over to the Black Market, or we'll know that Frmr's been to see Chewie.
Mrs. Chix is fibbing, or maybe just a wee bit to much MMJello. I do not have your flip flops, I would not take them from you.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87410 Feb 3, 2013
Has anyone given it a thought that things started disappearing when the Unicorns showed up?
Cooties

Albuquerque, NM

#87411 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
Has anyone given it a thought that things started disappearing when the Unicorns showed up?
(un-happily)

We've noticed, ever since we went into business with Unicorns, that a LOT of thins are missing, from our Hollow, like, for instance, our Cootie-Babies tricycles have been disappearing, and also whole bales of our "oregano" is gone.
Could Unicorns be responsible, do you think?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#87412 Feb 3, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
(un-happily)
We've noticed, ever since we went into business with Unicorns, that a LOT of thins are missing, from our Hollow, like, for instance, our Cootie-Babies tricycles have been disappearing, and also whole bales of our "oregano" is gone.
Could Unicorns be responsible, do you think?
Well either the Unicorns or Mrs. Chix!

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