“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86810 Jan 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well I thought you would certainly be fair, and not turn a blind eye to that chicken's antics.
I am being fair, Frmr! You are mean to Chix (and me) and I support my husband!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86811 Jan 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, why do you always stick up for that chicken? You know that I am right about Chix being bad, and always starting the problems.
Whaddya mean Chix starts the problems. You chasing Chix around with your BBQ tongs and grill is what starts the problems. You just can't stand that he (Chix) dumped you!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86812 Jan 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>He is at the window staring out. YOu know who he is waiting for. As long as he just does that, and doesn't start cryink, I don't care.
"Spare the rod and spoil the child", Frmr. That is sage advice. You tell him that you are the Boss, not him. You can unspoil Taco a lot if you will just lay the law down to Katia.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86813 Jan 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Sometimes? That chicken always falls because he is always "marinated".
Well, sometimes, Chix does "nap".

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86814 Jan 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Chix never has plans to fall to the floor, but he always has one to many Patron cocktails.
Well,..... Sometimes he "naps". Usually when he is exhausted.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86815 Jan 26, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Chix never has plans to fall to the floor, but he always has one to many Patron cocktails.
Well, so what if Chix sometimes falls to the floor and "naps" after having several cocktails? You get the giggles after only one(cocktail). If you had two, you would be "napping" on the floor right next to Chix!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86816 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, Pooki is an "opportunist".
Yes, she is! And must be watched closely!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86817 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh boy! I like to play musical chairs. This will be lots of fun.
You can't play with us, Frmr. There is no chair for you.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86818 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I dunno MRs. Chix. You are pretty strong. You won the "Strongest Woman" contest when you pulled the 21 Wheeler with a rope between your teeth.
Why, yes, I did! I didn't know you knew about that, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86819 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Joy? Oh dear! I much prefer to hear that chicken squawking, wondering, looking behind his back to see if I am close by with my BBQ tongs.
Oh, Frmr, why are you so mean?!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86820 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>True, but so is Chix!
Chix and I are too rich to be greedy!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86821 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, you haven't lost your touch, have you?
Ah, well, actually, no, I haven't lost my touch. I stay fit with M's 36 wheeler.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86822 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not mean to that chicken. That chicken deserves everything I do to him. He is one bad chicken.
You keep sayink that, but, will never explain what you mean. So, I have to chock you off as just being a fibber!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86823 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NOPE! I like things just the way they are. I am not letting that chicken know that I would never grill him, or that I actually like him. Nope! No can do Mrs. Chix.
Buy, WHY, Frmr? Just what has Chix done that is so bad? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86824 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I tole you, I spanked him earlier and he is still currently under my blankets, upset.
He does drive me crazy when Katia isn't around. He is a luff sick Chihuahua.
The best thing you could have done to that leetle stinker is swat his leetle bu**! It is way overdue!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86825 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>IT is true MRs. CHix. He is arrogant, he fibs, he has destroyed my Hollow, he over charges me rent & taxes, he stole all my patents. Shall I continue?
Chix is just getting even for the mean things you do to him! You quit messing with him and he won't have to mess back!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86826 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, I prefer musical chairs, that way I can see that chicken fall onto the floor.
Ha! Good! Then you will never find out where the money is! You should have stuck with hide and seek!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86827 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Don't you tell that chicken Mrs. Chix, or I will deny everything.
Why deny it, Frmr? Hmmmm? just tell Chix that the joke was on him.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86828 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>His feelers are hurt. My poor leetle Mexican boy.
He is just shocked that you FINALLY tole him NO!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86829 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh phooey! That chicken starts it all the time.
No, he doesn't! You ALWAYS start the problems!

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