“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85385 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
PS: I am absolutely, 100% confused for sure now. I have no idea where any of the family is. For all I know they all took off to Amnesia.
Now, you see why I wanted to go to Amnesia for a few days?
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#85386 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do think that placing an ad, and offering a reward will help find information as to your grampy's whereabout.
Oh I am not worried about Chix, he is busy living it up with the harem girls that he stole from Taco.
Looky, Frmr:
I'm far, far too busy, gathering 'intel' about where the piglet's grampy is, to fool-around with some chihuahua's old Harem Girls.
There's a huge reward, you know, if I can come-up with the piglet's grampy, and I'm knee-deep, in auditions, for convincing 'grampies', one of whom I shall present to the piglet, as the real-deal.
I'll be rich, rich, rich, if I can come up with a viable 'grampy'!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#85387 Jan 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I am just stating fact, Frmr, like it or not.
Oh Mrs. Chix, it is not a fact.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85388 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, it is not a fact.
What is not a fact, Frmr? Hmmm?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#85389 Jan 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Looky, Frmr:
I'm far, far too busy, gathering 'intel' about where the piglet's grampy is, to fool-around with some chihuahua's old Harem Girls.
There's a huge reward, you know, if I can come-up with the piglet's grampy, and I'm knee-deep, in auditions, for convincing 'grampies', one of whom I shall present to the piglet, as the real-deal.
I'll be rich, rich, rich, if I can come up with a viable 'grampy'!
Thanks for the info you crooked chicken. I hold the reward money, and you are not getting a dime if you try to fool the piglet.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#85390 Jan 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Now, you see why I wanted to go to Amnesia for a few days?
Let's go on vacation MRs. Chix, forget all the misery that chicken and his gigolo ways has caused.
Batman

Albuquerque, NM

#85391 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Let's go on vacation MRs. Chix, forget all the misery that chicken and his gigolo ways has caused.
What about our potential engagement?
I've already sent out 666 wedding invitations.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#85392 Jan 11, 2013
Batman wrote:
<quoted text>
What about our potential engagement?
I've already sent out 666 wedding invitations.
Oh? Is that the invitation to the engagement between you and Precious Girl? Congratulations Bat wings.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85393 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oooh, too bad Mrs. Chix, you lose. You know how persistent I can be. I am craving some buffalo bat wings.
My money still goes on Batman.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85394 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not speak of piglet's granny. I never deny that Cousin Benny was delicious. I wish I knew if Chix had any more cousins that are plump, tender, and juicy like Benny was.
Now Piglet knows you EAT pork! Deep inside, he is terrified of you!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85395 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why would you consider Chix as the head of the ECEFGLLCINC, when he turned his back on his family?
Why not?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85396 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>How do you know? Batman is a bat, so therefore I like bat wings with hot sauce.
You have never had bat wings in hot sauce.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85397 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! That's what you and Bat boy think, but I know different.
Why do you think you will? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85398 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well no, but when I found out it was piglet's granny, I begged that porker boy for forgiveness.
Yes, because you knew that, if you didn't, Piglet would never talk to you again.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85399 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well if Batman isn't a bat, or at least half bat, then why does he refer to himself as Batman? I hear bat wings taste like chicken wings. HEY! Herdez is too hot!
Because it is his alter ego.
Herdez is NOT hot. It is for wimps. Wimp.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85400 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no Mrs. Chix, piglet is much to young for such responsibility. IMO, you should become the head of the ECEFGLLCINC.
I don't want to be head of the ECEFGINCLLC, Frmr. I think the family should put it up to a vote. I nominate Piglet.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85401 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, and when that egg hatched, his mom said that is one bad egg, and she flew the coop.
Prove it, Frmr! Hmmmm, I bet you can't!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85402 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That is silly for him to dress like a bat. Halloween is over!
He can dress up any way he wants, Frmr. So can you, you know.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85403 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>His disguise? Is he wanted? Is there a reward offered? Hurry! Need to know.
I don't think there is a reward. Why don't you find out.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85404 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! That is not true Mrs. Chix. I didn't eat the eels, or the shrimpies, or the oysters, and clams.
That is because they can move faster in water than you can.

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