“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85225 Jan 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Not necessarily MRs. Chix, I will just slip that chicken some Benadryl, and it's lights out for the chicken.
And how do you plan to "slip" Chix some Benadryl? Hmmmm? Chix isn't completely stoopid, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85226 Jan 8, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well I have 1,111 gallons of Patron. Will that be enough to marinate Batman?
Um, yeah. That should do nicely.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85227 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I knew you would try that so I stayed one step ahead of you. I love mamacita's frito pies. Centipedes, scorpions, and in the summer, maggots for extra flavor.
Then you eat 'em! They aren't fit for man or beast!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85228 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Whaddya mean wore out my welcome at the Palace? I never wear out my welcome. I thought that's what the "Welcome" mat meant.
I am politely sayink that you were never welcome in the Palace!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85229 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I really like Dr. Kwak, but Chix thinks I should have gone to see him. Look Mrs. Chix, just because that chicken has an online degree it doesn't make him an expert.
Then stick with Dr Kwak. You can go to any Dr you want.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85230 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>True! Chix seems to think that all those online degrees make him an expert. I am glad to see that you are finally seeing things my way when it has to do with that chicken. Would you mind too much if I grilled him for dinner?
No, Chix IS an expert in almost everything and he has the online degrees to prove it.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85231 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>True! Chix seems to think that all those online degrees make him an expert. I am glad to see that you are finally seeing things my way when it has to do with that chicken. Would you mind too much if I grilled him for dinner?
I don't see things your way at all, Frmr.
Yes, I would mind.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85232 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Really? Then why did you put out the "Welcome" mat?
I put it out for other visitors.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85233 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh don't you worry MRs. Chix, I will make some modifications. Oh boy! Oh boy! Chicken, is what's for dinner. Specifically Chix!!
I thought you had promised to stop talkink like this, Frmr. Don't you dare try to grill Chix.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85234 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NOPE! Better check again Mrs. Chix. There is a "WELCOME" mat on the Palace doorstep. I wonder if Chix has a "welcome' mat at his bachelor pad, the Chicken Wing, do you know?
Not any more.
I don't know about Chix.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85235 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>The only way it would make a terrible crash is if that chicken fell off my grill while he was being cooked.
You seem to have a one track mind, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85236 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't like the sound of that Mrs. Chix, it may be booby trapped, or something more sinister.
Like what?
You go check for booby traps. OK?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85237 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! Mrs. Chix changed all the locks on the Palace doors! She converted the Comic Book Room to her Quilting Room, I helped her, I convinced her.
Oh phooey on Batman, I will find a recipe for cooking bats.
What are you talkink about, Frmr? Quiltink Room? I don't have a quilting room. I make my quilts in the Cartoon Room while watching Bugs on TV.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85238 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>My only hope is to one day have grilled Chix on a bed of lettuce for dinner.
That is your only goal in life? You are going to waste you life wanting something you will never get. Maybe. Probably.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85239 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no! I don't want to risk going Kaboom!
You are the one with the nitro, Frmr. Why are you suddenly afraid of a Kaboom?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85240 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>So are you saying that I can't grill the chicken?
Pretty much.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85241 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You tole me to go find out if the Chicken Wing was booby trapped, so that means it probably is.
You're the one that brought it up.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85242 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, but he is also very scrawny, only 6#, while I weigh a petite 6,666#.
Yeah. But you are only 1 1/2 feet tall and Chix is 6' 6". Also, Chix can fly.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85243 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! Marinated for 6 days in Patron then grilled should make for some tasty batwings!! HEH! HEH!!
You should do it for at least 11 days, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#85244 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Not necessarily MRs. Chix, I will just slip that chicken some Benadryl, and it's lights out for the chicken.
Oh? And just how do you plan to do that? Hmmmm?

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