“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84485 Dec 31, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(glum-ly)
If I can't eat them (quirts), and they don't mix well with Patron, I think we can let them quirts go, Darling, and not trouble them, on our account.
Text the quirts and tell them, "Thanks, quirts, but no thanks".
By the way, Dearest, have you seen my cheese?
Good idea, Dear.
Last I saw, your cheese was in the refrigerator.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84486 Dec 31, 2012
The Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
(huffing & puffing)
She's up, at last, praise Heaven!
Precious Girl is finally in my Villa (heh heh), and a wearier Wolf, I could not be.
She's reclining right now in a bean-bag chair, and wants a snack, and then a foot massage.
I managed to get hold of Mr. Chix's cheese, so I'll whip-up a nice fondue.
The foot massage, I'm not so eager.
She has 11 toes on each foot.
That's too many.
Well, you have yourself quite a girl, wolf. Happy New Year's Eve to you and Precious!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84487 Dec 31, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well Mrs. Chix, it may keep Precious Girl busy with all the snacks, but the poor Wolf.
It couldn't happen to a more deserving wolf!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84488 Dec 31, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Long time, about 6 minutes and 11 seconds since I have threatened that chicken.
I figure that's about right.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84489 Dec 31, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, oh! Chix is going to be one angry chicken. Nobody steals that chicken's cheese without paying the consequences.
Frmr, if it gets rid of Precious and the wolf, let them have it (cheese). I will just motor over to the Mall and Chix more cheese at Cheese R Us.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84490 Dec 31, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Soooo, the Wolf stole my cheese?
I knew it, I knew it!
Naturally, now that he's been caught, I expect the Wolf to replace my cheese, and not with Velveeta, either.
I demand the real deal, namely, Cheez Whiz, fresh from the can.
I will see to it, Dear. One can of Cheese Whiz coming up.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84491 Dec 31, 2012
The Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
Wait, hold on.
What's this, about us getting married?
Hey, look, Precious, when I shouldered you up them cliffs, I was just looking for "a good time", and not nothing binding.
I'm not going to marry you, ever, and you better get used to that, right now.
Fondue?
(Ominous music!)

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84492 Dec 31, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Soft spot in her head? Precious Girl's body is one giant soft spot.
Because of my desire for self preservation, I would never say that. Think it, maybe.

7877

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84493 Dec 31, 2012
Precious Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Wait, what?
You didn't trolley me up here to propose?
What the He** am I doing here, then?
Did you, by some odd chance, think that you were going to "take advantage" of me?
If so, Wolf, you better wake-up, and right smart, too.
Now that I'm ensconced in this bean-bag chair, I'm not going anywheres, especially your boudoir.
You might as well give-in, Wolf, and make our relationship legal, or you'll never, ever see me in my 'dainties'.
I thought the wolf was going to marry you too, Precious!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84494 Dec 31, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Precious Girl, I think that the Wolf thought he would take advantage of such a flower as yourself. Make the Wolf marry you, and don't settle for nothing less than a 66 carat diamond engagement ring.
Let's do everything we can to encourage this marriage!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84495 Dec 31, 2012
The Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
Ever since I rejected you, Frmr, you've been trying to mess with me, but you won't succeed.
Precious can't move a single muscle, in that bean-bag chair, so she won't be sitting on me any time soon.
Nope, I've got her just where I want her, and she's at my mercy, now.
Your mercy for what, wolf? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84496 Dec 31, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! You don't know Precious Girl very well Wolf. She is like greased lightning, and sit on you she will.
You rejected me? Oh Wolf, you got that so backward. I tole you to take a leap off the cliff.
Yes, you did!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84497 Dec 31, 2012
Precious Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Of course he (Wolf) doesn't have an insurance policy--yet.
We're on our way to the altar soon, and all-that will change.
Chix, as usual, tried to make a profit off the Wolf, on that other policy, which didn't even include a 'dismemberment' clause.
I need to cover every possible contingency.
The Wolf is getting really excited, about our up-coming wedding!
Oh, yes, I bet he is!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84498 Dec 31, 2012
Precious Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Look, Wolf, start putting the rub on my toesies right now, and hand me some more of that fondue.
Like it or not, we're in love, and we're getting married, as soon as you present me with that diamond ring, the 66-carat one, that I picked out of Harriet Carter.
HC is where you get your finest jewelry.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84499 Dec 31, 2012
The Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
The He** I'm getting "really excited" about YOUR wedding plans.
I'm distraught, is more like it, and now wish I could figure out how to pry you out of that bean-bag chair, and out onto the patio, of the Villa, where the cliffs start their rocky, jagged descent, into the thrashing waves of the Sea Of Cortez.
(More ominous music)

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84500 Dec 31, 2012
The Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
(desperate)
Let's put all our ill-feelings for each other aside for a moment, Frmr, and pull together, to shove Precious Girl, bean-bag chair & all, off the cliffs outside my Villa, and send her tumbling, head-over-enormous-rumper, into the Sea Of Cortez below.
That's the stuff (good) dreams are made of.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84501 Dec 31, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I see, but the Wolf is very sure footed, and would NEVER accidentally loose his footing. The Villa does not become your property through default though. The Wolf has a clause in it that his Villa will go to Chix, who sold it to him.
Oh! You mean Chix and I would have a villa on the Sea Of Cortez?! How wonderful!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84502 Dec 31, 2012
Precious Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that so?
Well, never mind that plan, then.
I wouldn't wish to give Mrs. Chix the satisfaction of co-owning the Wolf's Villa, if the Wolf went belly-up.
Mrs. Chix has been quite rude to me, on more than one occasion.
Me rude to you, Precious?! When? I always try to be very nice to you.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84503 Dec 31, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix is never rude to anyone. She is always the utmost lady.
Why, thank-y, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84504 Dec 31, 2012
Precious Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah?
Well, everybody knows that you get all your jewelry from Doctor Leonard.
Phooey.
Don't put Doctor Leonard down, Precious. He has some really nice, high quality rhinestone jewelry for sale.

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