“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84265 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Farthest from the Palace? Oh no, I want a Hollow where my other Hollow was. I must have it in the same place, that is where my tunnels are. If you put me farther away, that would mean I would have to dig a longer tunnel.
Unless you want to live in China, you are going to have to move to another Hollow!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84266 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You got it Precious Girl, Mrs. Chix and that chicken are a match like none other. So bon voyage Precious Girl, come back and visit in about 1100 years. Good luck to Elvis and the cook, my sympathy to both.
Heh, Chix and I are a good match, aren't we?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84267 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, the only thing you got right is that Chix is your chicken, but he is not buff, brave, or insightful. More like annoying, arrogant, and scrawny.
Oh, now, Frmr. You know that is not true! Chix is everything I said he is and you know it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84268 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I was being nice Mrs. Chix, so whaddya mean?
OK. Nicer. Eh?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84269 Dec 29, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
cocktail?
are you kidding, Darling?
Bust-out the Patron, that fine Russian vodka, and we'll fill your skull cups to the brim, and drink, drink, drink our way through New Year's Day.
Afterwards, we'll probably make-out, if we're conscious.
Let the party begin, Dearest!
Patron all around!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84270 Dec 29, 2012
Precious Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Pfft!
Me, worried about a smack-down, with Frmr?
that WILL be the day!
I would merely sit down on her, and she'd never be seen, nor heard from, again.
Not that that would be a bad thing, necessarily...
But, you forget that Frmr WON the first smackdown with you. You may lose again if you don't watch it.
It wouldn't look good in front of your gang!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84271 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh chicken, whats the matter? Don't like to see the truth in print? Listen chicken, just because your wife inflates your ego, it surely doesn't mean I have too. Is that a threat, chicken? HAR! HAR!
Mrs. Chix! Control your chicken!!!
Frmr, why are you always sayink "Mrs. Chix! Control your chicken!!!"? Really, Frmr, Chix doesn't need controlling!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84272 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Didn't you read where that chicken threatened me? Oh Mrs. Chix, you are to blame for encouraging that chicken's behavior. Control the chicken!
Frmr, you threaten Chix and me all of the time! YOU are the one that needs controlling!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84273 Dec 29, 2012
Precious Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
I thought we agreed never to speak of that incident again, and besides, everybody knows that that match was "fixed".
Frmr secretly nailed my muu-muu to the floor, and I tripped, and went tumbling out of the ring, giving her (Frmr) an un-earned victory, which figures.
She cheats at everything, even welding.
If she even HAD a boyfriend, she'd probably cheat on him.
OK, we won't speak of it again, unless we need to. I would just go to Vegas and hook up with the cook or Elvis.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84274 Dec 29, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
This might be a very good time for you to prepare, Frmr, to be mercilessly heckled by Chickens in hoods, all next year.
Wherever you go, a Chicken will jump-out at you, shouting, "Frmr's a sub-par welder!", and then running away.
I don't think Frmr is going to be real afraid of that, Dear. She will just dust off her grill and tell the chickens "Lookie"!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84275 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You are too blame for Chix's behavior. You are always encouraging him Mrs. Chix.
ME! I am to blame?! Nonsense, Frmr! Chix is just getting even with you for what you do to him!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84276 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! I am a free bird, like it or not Mrs. Chix.
What do you think that means, Frmr? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84277 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, you do encourage that chicken's misbehavior. You are always inflating his ego.
Oh dear! I better be careful, don't want to ruin my reputation for my little problem with to, too, and two. Or my falling out with the commas. Nope, sure don't want that to happen.
It only happens once in a Blue Moon, so, I wouldn't worry, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84278 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no! OH NO! What did I do? Please don't let me ruin my reputation with to, two, too, or the commas.
Just write a really screwy sentence and you will be covered.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84279 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Whew! Thank-y Mrs. Chix. You just don't realize what a relief it is too know that I still have my "leetle" problem with two, to, too, and the commas.
Otherwise, you would be perfect. We can't have that!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84280 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Thank-y Mrs. Chix, I really appreciate that.
OK, then.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84281 Dec 29, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
No, no, Darling.
My only New Year's resolution is to TRIPLE my intake of Patron.
You'll be joining me, I presume?
It can only add to our passion for one another.
Oh, OK. Well, how about you and me cuddle?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84282 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Thank-y Mrs. Chix, I knew I could count on you.
Oh yeah, always!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84283 Dec 29, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>See what I mean about you encouraging that chicken?
What, Frmr?! What did I do?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#84284 Dec 29, 2012
Good morning! Finally! A quieter day! F and K, I hope you have a very good day!

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