“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82361 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Don't be silly MRs. Chix, I know that you would miss me, and so would that chicken. What did you get me for Christmas?
Let's see if we would miss you, Frmr. Try going away for a while (like forever).
We have a big lump of coal just for you this Christmas.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82362 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh that chicken is blitz alright!
Chix is NOT blitz!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82363 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>What did you think MRs. Chix? That all along I have been innocent of swinging on the chandeliers, or that you loaned me the towels and soap?
I wasn't thinking that at all.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82364 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You may not have said it straight out, but you implied it. Of course you were right about that chicken being blitzed.
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No, I didn't! Why do you fib like this, Frmr? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82365 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Really? Does it have a picture of Benny on it? Oh how I will never forget Benny.
Huh?! Of course, a picture of Cousin Benny has a picture of Cousin Benny on it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82366 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Really? Does it have a picture of Benny on it? Oh how I will never forget Benny.
Oh, I should mention that Cousin Benny's grave has a picture of Cousin Benny on it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82367 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HAH! The bischochitos may have been two weeks old, but Mrs. Chix sure ate them all in one sitting.
I wish I had.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82368 Dec 7, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
The CSOCA didn't much care for Frmr, on-line or otherwise, on account of she started taking over all the classes, muscling the Instructors to one side, and all she ever cooked was them dried-out biscocheetos.
She's a bully, Darling, and really should be apprehended.
That reminds me: check the computer & see if the statutes have run out on anything I've got pending.
Love you.
We never should have tole Frmr about the CSOCA, Dear!
There are still a few outstanding "matters", Dear.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82369 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, a frown is just a smile turned upside down.
When a smile is upside down, it means you are very unhappy, Frmr. See how Chix and I are frowning? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82370 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, it just means that you are overwhelming glad to see me. Over come with joy at seeing me at the Palace door, thrilled beyond words, that is the impression I get.
No! It doesn't mean that at all! Quite the opposite, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82371 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well in a school full of chicken instructors I expected chicken dinner.
Chickens DO the cooking, Frmr! You don't COOK the chickens!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82372 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, I just know that you put on an act for that chicken.
What?! That is nonsense, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82373 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh that you don't want me at the Palace, but I know different.
Then you ARE delusional!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82374 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't want to be a welder MRs. CHix, or maybe I could...
I could be a welder and build myself a decoy to get all the chickens over to my Hollow. Oh boy! Oh boy! Thanks for the thumbs up Mrs. Chix, and thank that chicken for the suggestion.
(groan)

If it keeps you busy, then, fine.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82375 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HEH! HEH! Wait till you see my welding skills. Here chicken, chicken. Come to Frmr!
Did you weld your feet to the floor? Is that why you want the chickens to come to you?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82376 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! I don't eat that gross stuff, I only dine on the finest, plumpest, juiciest, most tender chickens available, that means Chix's relatives.
Chickens all over the world hate you, Frmr!

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“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82377 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Ooh, I will take some Patron so I can marinate me some chicken in it.
I was talkink to Chix, Frmr, not you.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82378 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I won't be welding my feet or my hands, but I just may weld yours. Thanks for the idea Mrs. Chix.
Have you figured out how to work the welding torch yet?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82379 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't want to drink Patron, I want to marinate a chicken in it, for dinner.
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You can't.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82380 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Where is there a dim bulb? You should have Chix replace it Mrs. Chix. You and I are much too short.
Right, Frmr.(snicker)

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