“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76335 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't have to BYOB, I don't drink Patron. SO I won't be needing a bendy straw, which I invented and you stole my patent. Let's see your wife disagree with me on that.
You don't have to just drink Patron with a bendy straw, Frmr. You can drink other things, like soda pop, with them too.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#76336 Oct 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Then you shouldn't be wrong all of the time.
But Mrs. Chix, I am NEVER wrong when it comes to that chicken.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#76337 Oct 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You don't have to just drink Patron with a bendy straw, Frmr. You can drink other things, like soda pop, with them too.
I don't want sody pop, it tickles my nose. What about the fact that I invented bendy straws and your chicken stole my patent, eh?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76338 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>But Mrs. Chix, I am NEVER wrong when it comes to that chicken.
You are wrong all the time, Frmr. Adjust.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76339 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't want sody pop, it tickles my nose. What about the fact that I invented bendy straws and your chicken stole my patent, eh?
What about it? That is now in the past. I will tell Chix to give the patents back to you. Happy?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76340 Oct 6, 2012
Chix, give Frmr any patents you took out of her eraser drawer.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#76341 Oct 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You are wrong all the time, Frmr. Adjust.
NO! I keep tellink you that when it comes to that chicken, I am never ever wrong. So just admit it Mrs. Chix.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#76342 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>My toes don't grow back chicken, I am not a mutant like you. What Mrs. Chix sees in you is beyond me chicken.
(gleefully)
Well, if your toes don't grow back, that's all the more reason for my beautiful wife to separate them from you, & vise-versa.
I don't understand your toes's reluctance.
It's not like anybody would miss them.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76343 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! I keep tellink you that when it comes to that chicken, I am never ever wrong. So just admit it Mrs. Chix.
I can't admit something that is not true, Frmr.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#76344 Oct 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I'm not? Are you sure? Hmmmm?
You better leave my toesies alone Mrs. Chix. Put that dang axe away!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#76345 Oct 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I can't admit something that is not true, Frmr.
Oooooh, I hate you Mrs. Chix, there you go again siding with Chix.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76346 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You better leave my toesies alone Mrs. Chix. Put that dang axe away!
Can't I give your toes a little whack or two? Pleeease!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#76347 Oct 6, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(gleefully)
Well, if your toes don't grow back, that's all the more reason for my beautiful wife to separate them from you, & vise-versa.
I don't understand your toes's reluctance.
It's not like anybody would miss them.
If your wife touches one of my perfect toesies with her axe, I would miss them. I need my toesies very much. Keep in mind chicken if my toes go, so does your neck!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#76348 Oct 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Can't I give your toes a little whack or two? Pleeease!
NO! NO! NO! Stay away from my perfectly cute toesies with that stoopid axe.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76349 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oooooh, I hate you Mrs. Chix, there you go again siding with Chix.
Well, Frmr, what do you expect?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76350 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! NO! NO! Stay away from my perfectly cute toesies with that stoopid axe.
You don't have cute toes, Frmr. You really won't miss them.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#76351 Oct 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>If your wife touches one of my perfect toesies with her axe, I would miss them. I need my toesies very much. Keep in mind chicken if my toes go, so does your neck!
Okay, okay, but only if Mrs. Chix agrees not to whack your stoopid toesies.
A bunch of loose toes wouldn't do me any good, anyhow, unless I was to feed them (toesies) to the squids.
Don't come near my neck, Frmr, don't you do it, unless you're going to place another medal around it (my neck), for Bravery or something.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76352 Oct 7, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
Girls, girls!
Do not allow your savage jealousy of one another come between you.
Don't forget, you're BFF.
I am not jealous, Dear. After all, you are MY Chicken!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76353 Oct 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well that isn't nice to say. When you think of me words like helpful, kind, brilliant, exciting, thoughtful, sincere, and genius.
None of those words come to mind when I think of you, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#76354 Oct 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Me too, like the cuss words you generally use.
The cuss words are appropriate, Frmr.

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