“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41057 Feb 16, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>My money is on the alligators. How about you Mrs. Chix?
I have to go with the alligators.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41058 Feb 16, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, I am not hopeless, I am full of hope that one day I will have a nice plump chicken on my dinner plate. Does Chix have life insurance? Am I listed as a beneficiary?
See! you ARE hopeless!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41059 Feb 16, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>What laws? Do you mean the ones that the chicken breaks all the time, and then makes up new ones to cover himself?
Ahhh, no. Not exactly.
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#41060 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nobody takes your IOU's, checks, or credit cards chicken.
That's so ironic, on account of I invented IOUs.
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#41061 Feb 17, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I have to go with the alligators.
You know, I don't see anybody stepping forward to rally behind them hap-less babies, in the alligator wrestling championships, at the Aquatic Park, which means that everyone who puts their money on the alligators is bound to win, big.
Thanks to my ingenious suggestion of "Baby Day", on Wednesdays, at the Aquatic Park, we shall all be rich, rich, rich, providing the babies comply, and show up, to wrestle the alligators.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41062 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>What is wrong with having chicken for dinner? Chicken is so much better for you then cow. I love chicken! I have been looking for Chix all day, but I can't find him. I was going to invite him over for dinner!
Everyone is on to you, Frmr. Give it up!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41063 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, you never disagree with that chicken. On a far, and rare occasion when you have taken him into the Stern Room, it becomes a party for that chicken. You take the Patron Cocktail Cart in there, you wear your blue tutu, and your flippers. How is that being stern with that chicken?
That's not the stern I am talking about, Frmr. What I meant was when I am really being stern with Chix!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41064 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You seem to be having a bad night MRs. Chix. Change the subject? I just asked where that chicken was, and if he was off somewhere by himself. I sure am hungry!!
And you wonder why I hate you so......

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41065 Feb 17, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Of course, certainly, naturally I'll be therapy-ing the incensed & discouraged alligators, because now that Frmr's cozily back in her Hollow, wherefore the alligators?
can't we build them something, Darling, in the Aquatic Park, like a camp or, better yet, an open pen?
We could throw-open the alligators's pens on Wednesdays, and call it "Baby Day", on a sin at the gate.
I guess we could build an Alligator Pit somewhere.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41066 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Phooey! It was a party in that Stern Room, that chicken was never dealt with sternly by you.
That isn't true, Frmr. There ya go fibbink again!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41067 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why are you blaming me for Chix's bad behavior? I have nothing to do with that chicken causing you to have a bad night. Of course with that chicken it is a bad 24 hour day/365!
What bad behavior, Frmr. You are the one making me have a bad night.
And a huge headache too!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41068 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well sorta, but everyone knows that you will never leave that chicken, he would be lost without you.
hen he knows he had better tow the line!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41069 Feb 17, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, obviously, we'd have all the babies sign a binding "Baby Waiver", drawn-up by me, in advance of participating in in the gala alligator races, every Wednesday, at the Aquatic Park, where the alligators would race the babies to the gate.
(heh-heh)
My money's on the alligators.
Mine too.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41070 Feb 17, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
I think we should keep it simple, Darling.
Less evidence if the Feds break up our racket.
On Baby Day, you better keep the engine running, in the Hummer, in case them lousy coppers come in, and bust-up the alligator-baby races.
I think that is a real concern, Dear. That is why I think we should go with BIP's. Nobody would miss them (BIP's) and we would be doing a service for dogwalkers everywhere.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41071 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Not true Mrs. CHix, it is never me, it is always that chicken.
It is you, Frmr. Trust me, I know.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41072 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well not only Babies In Prams, but those pesky toddlers too. We must keep the world safe from those little tyrants.
Well, maybe I could be talked into it.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41073 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well if it's a given, then why isn't that chicken agreeing?
I think he is.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41074 Feb 17, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Have it your way, Dearest, but I think you'll find the prams an encumbrance rather than an enhancement, when we're fleeing the police.
I'm pretty sure that baby/alligator racing is against the law, which is why this has to be a hush-hush operation.
My money's still on the alligators.
Word will get out, Dear. It always does.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41075 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Chix is never sweet! Me? What am I doing? I am being my usual pleasant, innocent, sweet self.
NO! No Patron cocktail for me, I am already sleepy, and a cocktail would definitely put me to sleep.
Nonsense!
Drat! I was hoping a Patron cocktail would make you "nap". Then you would, finally, be pleasant to be around.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41076 Feb 17, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well not really. From the looks of it that chicken is out to make all the money himself.
You know everybody is going to bet on the alligators. There is no money to be made that way.

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