Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40333 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I shower daily chicken. It is your wife that needs a hazmat suit, since she is around you all the time.
Since them are your sediments, give me back my clock.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40334 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
#A: Yes, I'm forcing you to buy the Big Book Of Alibis, and
#B: It's not extortion if you can't prove it, and besides, I've got the perfect alibi.
I knew it chicken! Just how much is the cost of your stoopd book?
IT IS EXTORTION!!
Unicorns

Albuquerque, NM

#40335 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I knew it chicken! Just how much is the cost of your stoopd book?
IT IS EXTORTION!!
Geez, I'm only trying to help you out, Frmr, and if you buy the "Mister Chix Completely Unabridged Alphabetically & Anatomically Correct Book Of Alibis", I'll give you back your clock, and even the 2nd AA battery for it (clock).
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40337 Feb 4, 2013
Unicorns wrote:
<quoted text>
Geez, I'm only trying to help you out, Frmr, and if you buy the "Mister Chix Completely Unabridged Alphabetically & Anatomically Correct Book Of Alibis", I'll give you back your clock, and even the 2nd AA battery for it (clock).
Them sneaky Unicorns will stop at nothing to make us all think that we're hallucinating (not necessarily a bad thing), but I, Chix, deeply resent it when they (Unicorns) steal my post & put their names to it.
If only the Unicorns weren't so ephemeral, I'd hold them down and make them stop causing so much trouble.
Plus, they're (Unicorns) not even members of the EECFGInc.LLC, so where do they get off, trying to confuse everybody?
The Unicorns big problem is that they lack respect.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40338 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why would I say such a thing? you know how I feel about looking at that scrawny chicken's pictures.
Yes, I do. Secretly, you adore him (Chix).

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40339 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh please! Those socks would go in the Hazard Hamper. Why would I try to sell those socks to some unsuspecting person? I would be sued for selling hazardous waste.
To you, Frmr, money is money.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40340 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(feverish-ly)
We can't let that happen, Darling, we simply can't!
I want my socks, all 4 of them, that I think she (Frmr) has already purloined, and I'm also missing my soap-on-a-rope, with it's fragrant, delicate 'hint' of Thai Blossom.
I want my soap, and my socks.
You know what would help my mood, a lot, Darling?
a cock-tail cart brimming with Patron.
See to it, would you?
Hurry.
Paron. That I can get for you!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40341 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not like that chicken!
You TOLE me you DID!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40342 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh so are you saying that chicken is willing to take the clock back? Say it is so, P:EASE!!
No! Chix won't take his clock back! He would consider that very rude on his part! The wonderful Chix Clock is all yours! Forever!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40343 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not fibbing! That chicken and I can not get along. Chix is to blame for that, he provokes me.
I have started feeling like I could be easily provoked lately. I wonder if provokitis is making the rounds?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40344 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! I wouldn't mind the clocke if it didn't have a picture of that chicken on it.
Well, Frmr, the picture of Chix is the point of the clock!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40345 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That chicken does provoke me, he is always accusing me of something when I am innocent.
Well, you provoke me because you are a fibber!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40346 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That's not what you said when you tried to steal my loin-cloth.
That is what she always says when it is about you.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40347 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not wearing your socks chicken. My socks are striped pink and orange to match my jammies.
That must be scary!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40348 Feb 4, 2013
Unicorns wrote:
<quoted text>
Bring money, lots of money, and also a healthy appetite, because we're treating you to the "Deluxe Serving" of Magic Mushroom Jello.
Don't tell Chix about any of this, if you want to make yourself a real handsome profit off our product, for your nest-egg.
I will hold off on the money till I test the goods.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40349 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
As always, right you are, Darling, because without my socks, my flippers don't fit properly.
She wouldn't throw my socks away, either.
She'd sell them, on E.bay, because, you may be sure, she certainly wouldn't give them (my socks) to the Poor.
Well, the solution is to buy more socks. Lots of socks! She, or whoever the sock thief is, can't steal them all. Where is Taco? Has anyone checked his cashes lately?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40350 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why would I say such a thing? you know how I feel about looking at that scrawny chicken's pictures.
I have heard those little sighs when you look at pictures of Chix.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40351 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh please! Those socks would go in the Hazard Hamper. Why would I try to sell those socks to some unsuspecting person? I would be sued for selling hazardous waste.
You know Chix would represent you, and you would win the case!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40352 Feb 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not fibbing! That chicken and I can not get along. Chix is to blame for that, he provokes me.
Your lurking provokes me!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40353 Feb 4, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
You know what you need you, Frmr?
Some good alibis, is what you need.
You should buy my book, or at the very least, the audio tape.
Them are tried & true, never-fail alibis, too, and great for every occasion.
Buy "The Mr. Chix Big Book Of Alibis", Frmr, and learn, learn, learn.
Frmr needs a lot of better alibis than what she has been coming up with, lately.

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